Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
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TurtleGenius
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Probably the best feeling she got all night...
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Phillay632
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Pull out and spray a bodily fluid all over her face and neck, you're even.
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classicalteen
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NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY I'M FIRST :D
ps.
that's icky.
ps.
that's icky.
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no_fml
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that's foul
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Mr_Trumpet
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Second is the best! =P
And that seriously made me lol.
And that seriously made me lol.
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Osakhomen
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Haha, that funny!
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Theatregeek788
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lmaooo!!
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summerguy97
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Mehuehuehue
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classicalteen
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second is sooo not best :] if there was a trophy, mine would totally be bigger :] lol
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TurtleGenius
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Probably the best feeling she got all night...
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Elfkid21
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Tool.
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fuckmyl1f333
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thats nasty im sorry
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iPhanny
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I'm sorry but that made me LOL.
Wow, srsly #4?
Wow, srsly #4?
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xlovelessx
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woahh u look like me o.o
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melkell
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you all look the same
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nina_fml
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If you can't tell the difference between having to sneeze and being close to orgasm, YDI.
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lame16
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LOL , hot.