FML : Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know,...

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By snotface - / Thursday 23 April 2009 19:47 / United States

Intimacy

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By TurtleGenius | 0

#138229 - Friday 24 April 2009 2:02

Probably the best feeling she got all night...

By Phillay632 | 0

#138273 - Friday 24 April 2009 2:12

Pull out and spray a bodily fluid all over her face and neck, you're even.

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By classicalteen | 0

#138219 - Friday 24 April 2009 2:00

NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY I'M FIRST :D
ps.
that's icky.

By no_fml | 0

#138220 - Friday 24 April 2009 2:00

that's foul

By Mr_Trumpet | 0

#138224 - Friday 24 April 2009 2:00

Second is the best! =P

And that seriously made me lol.

By Osakhomen | 0

#138225 - Friday 24 April 2009 2:01

Haha, that funny!

Theatregeek788 | 0

#1007471 - Wednesday 26 May 2010 5:13

lmaooo!!

summerguy97 | 16

#5828946 - Thursday 16 January 2014 8:30

Mehuehuehue

By classicalteen | 0

#138228 - Friday 24 April 2009 2:02

second is sooo not best :] if there was a trophy, mine would totally be bigger :] lol

By TurtleGenius | 0

#138229 - Friday 24 April 2009 2:02

Probably the best feeling she got all night...

Elfkid21 | 19

#5601805 - Sunday 28 July 2013 10:29

Tool.

By fuckmyl1f333 | 0

#138233 - Friday 24 April 2009 2:03

thats nasty im sorry

By iPhanny | 0

#138236 - Friday 24 April 2009 2:03

I'm sorry but that made me LOL.

Wow, srsly #4?

xlovelessx | 0

#859399 - Monday 15 February 2010 21:56

woahh u look like me o.o

melkell | 0

#991594 - Thursday 13 May 2010 5:43

you all look the same

By nina_fml | 0

#138239 - Friday 24 April 2009 2:04

If you can't tell the difference between having to sneeze and being close to orgasm, YDI.

By lame16 | 0

#138244 - Friday 24 April 2009 2:05

LOL , hot.

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