By Nicki - 21/12/2011 12:30 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 538
You deserved it 31 814

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flockz 19

OP- "YES YES FUCK ME GOODER!!" BF- "get the fuck off me."

Cheerieful_fml 2

Intelligence is sexy.


Sulkiva 2

Grammar nazis, what would we do without them?

Grammar nazis won't get laid...

People would be gallivanting on the internet failing to use complete words and sentences.

pinkkCuteee 0

This gave me a boner.

HetaliaFreak 10

29- Aren't you a girl?

burninnapalm 5

32- women's nips get hard, and the clit becomes engorged with blood, like that of a penis. So it is possible for women to get "boners"

44- did you really have to go into that much of a graphic explanation?

The only people who don't know that are young kids who shouldn't be here anyways.

ChrisTheCalm 9

Just shut up, she's obviously sexually confused.

Ooh yea baby just like that, put those commas appropriately in there.

Hey man! You said you make music?? Got a YouTube channel ??

Grammar Nazi 4 life!

96- For*. Smarty pants.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

32- it's a tranny o.o

Marcella1016 31

Anyone else find it ironic how many YDIs this got? The grammar nazis are out in full force today...

Yep, that's right, however I just took and SAT so I'm burned out from all of the work I had to studying for it. What I am saying is if I make a mistake it's because I am not on my A game. But yes OP YDI your butchering the English language!

Horcruxer 0

I thought it was 43 not 44 and is it really that graphic?

G0v3nat0r 7

67- you profile picture goes perfectly with your comment

SouthernKiller 4

Hmmm... can you say dick

Lady boner= Win!

113, judging from your grammar, I don't think you got a good score on your SAT.

-43 That was to much information.

#11 Then why was he having sex? -Heil Grammar!

hear that sound? bitch got served....

113- *you're butchering

Haha_oh_wait 4

You illiterate whore!

Anyone know what number two said..?

Prob an attempt to say "first"

iDaniel525 8

Don't let it happen again..or else.

bossroyd 4

At least OP's FML seems to be grammatically correct.

24, no, it's not.

Yes it is incorrect a better way to state it would be: "Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I said something grammatically wrong. He in turn decided to correct me. FML" This is one of the many possible rewrites for this FML. The problem with grammar is there is no correct answer. You can write a good sentence but it can always be improved upon. So don't feel bad if a grammar nazi gets on your case this is, after all, one of the hardest subjects to master.

iDaniel525 8

Grammar Nazi*

Yes, it is correct. Point out one grammatical mistake in there. Please, enlighten me.

desireev 17

Actually it would be #1; "He, in turn, decided to correct me." #2; "The problem with grammar is THAT there ISN'T a correct answer." #3; "You can write a good sentence, but it can always be improved on." #4; "So, don't feel bad if a Grammar Nazi gets on your case. This is, after all, one of the hardest subjects to master." -There were 2 mistakes in #4. I thought I'd let you know where your mistakes were in your comment.

iDaniel525 8

That's a 4 kill streak, would you like to call in a care package? Or you aren't able to because your MW3 was re-used as a Christmas present?

There is nothing grammatically wrong with the FML. @138: (point #3) You can't end a sentence with a preposition.

iDaniel525 8

143-There was something wrong with the was changed though.

iDaniel525 8


iDaniel525 8

Yes, wasn't it changed?

iDaniel525 8

Yeah, that's what I meant..there was a typo. And, it's alright.

Zambaku 9

115- Grammatically incorrect*

Cheerieful_fml 2

Intelligence is sexy.

XxHoPPoxX 8

He had a right to she stated arrows where taken to the shin bone when actually it was the knee

Takainthemachine 0

Well apparently he had to..did you read your FML? He choose to correct it? Sigh...

I was going to say the same thing...

You've obviously learned nothing from this.

Sorry about this, but it's *chose.

Damn you beat me to it!

Haha same.

Can see another FYL within your FML post.

flockz 19

OP- "YES YES FUCK ME GOODER!!" BF- "get the fuck off me."

I'd have thought it would be more like "Get me the fuck off" instead.

Ah crap. I accidentally thumbed that comment down.

"Get the fuck off OF me", you mean.

TonyIsMyDog 2

Idiots, he's giving an example of what may have occurred during the OP's tryst.

stop ruining the amazing comment with lame replies!

cardonaj70 3

Lame replies

LMAO! Credit where it's due, that was really funny! xD

I was thinking the same thing. (:

AshleeKnapp 1

Chose not choose