By Baby - 26/01/2017 08:30 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was having sex with an ex when he whispered in my ear, "Who's my baby?" I, being very bad at dirty talk, said, "You." FML
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Doesn't matter. Had sex.

That's like asking a dog "who's a good boy?" And having him suddenly bark "you are" ??

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Never had anyone say that to me during sex. Interesting

Not to be rude... buts that's funny

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

I lol'ed at that. You're awkward, sure, but a awkward is usually pretty good.

That's like asking a dog "who's a good boy?" And having him suddenly bark "you are" ??

Sex with an ex?? Bad news

He's your ex, so you're not his baby. Accurate and funny.

Baby/Daddy in sex talk, why do so many people have such issues? Enjoy that ex peen that is now current peen but somehow also ex peen. Peen.

"dammit Sharon this is why we broke up!"

No sex with an ex unless you're trying to get back together. Otherwise, you deserved it.

Not everyone has bad break ups, you know.