By Anonymous - 27/01/2010 02:28 - France

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Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML
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hey, look T the bright side... you had sex dude, with a princess!!!

Did he drive you in a car, or with a golf club? Those SEALs are legendarily tough.

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(First) Wow, that sucks, really bad. Well at least you made it to the E.R.??

Yeah I agree at least you made it to the ER he could have just kicked your ass and left you

ur lucky your still alive

I don't see why dads get so bentbout of shape about that stiff. it's natual.how do they think they got there kids?!!!!!!

bet that was one hell of a ride

its too bad he didnt beat you...lol well wait until you have a daughter of your own and lets see how you like it... im sure you will tell them to not stop and do it in your home ^^

dads get mad cuz they don't want them to get pregnant or get stds,trust me,when your a dad u will understand.and alot of adults stand for abstanance(I sort of do too).

Why would he run?

yeah with prob more than just the broken ankle.

gotta be sneakier dude... try like hiding under the bed or in the closet or somthin. or actually making it out the door.

and not falling

"and he's trapped in closet"

that's a win

i hid in a closet once. her mom had a rampage through her room and eventually found me.. thought i was gonna die

Did he drive you in a car, or with a golf club? Those SEALs are legendarily tough.

They are but just because they are trained to kill doesn't mean he will beat the shit out of the kid he is still under eighteen I think

I'd probably try to start a conversation. But then, he's a Navy Seal... FYL.

sounds as if you found this stranger girl on the street, lured her into having sex with you and blah blah blah. boring.

hey, look T the bright side... you had sex dude, with a princess!!!

hahaha this made me laugh more then the fml.

that just sucks ass but it funny as hell though

hey atleast u don't have to run from him anymore.