By Anonymous - 27/01/2010 02:28 - France

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Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML
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givants 0
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hey, look T the bright side... you had sex dude, with a princess!!!

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perdix 29

Did he drive you in a car, or with a golf club? Those SEALs are legendarily tough.

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x805xUnknown 6

(First) Wow, that sucks, really bad. Well at least you made it to the E.R.??

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pongmaster 0

Yeah I agree at least you made it to the ER he could have just kicked your ass and left you

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lolfmlfail 0
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ur lucky your still alive

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pipp360 0

I don't see why dads get so bentbout of shape about that stiff. it's natual.how do they think they got there kids?!!!!!!

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natedog193 0

bet that was one hell of a ride

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_whoops 0
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its too bad he didnt beat you...lol well wait until you have a daughter of your own and lets see how you like it... im sure you will tell them to not stop and do it in your home ^^

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rjhoney 0

dads get mad cuz they don't want them to get pregnant or get stds,trust me,when your a dad u will understand.and alot of adults stand for abstanance(I sort of do too).

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DetLions32 6

Why would he run?

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Monkey_Man_03 0
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yeah with prob more than just the broken ankle.

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xanniefiend420 0

gotta be sneakier dude... try like hiding under the bed or in the closet or somthin. or actually making it out the door.

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iloveloosy12 0
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and not falling

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xxhappyninjaxx 0

"and he's trapped in closet"

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nkklllll 4

that's a win

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isallwaysme 27
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i hid in a closet once. her mom had a rampage through her room and eventually found me.. thought i was gonna die

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perdix 29

Did he drive you in a car, or with a golf club? Those SEALs are legendarily tough.

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pedosmurf 7

They are but just because they are trained to kill doesn't mean he will beat the shit out of the kid he is still under eighteen I think

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Hanban 0

I'd probably try to start a conversation. But then, he's a Navy Seal... FYL.

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Phallus_fml 0
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sounds as if you found this stranger girl on the street, lured her into having sex with you and blah blah blah. boring.

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givants 0
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hey, look T the bright side... you had sex dude, with a princess!!!

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kaycox3 0
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hahaha this made me laugh more then the fml.

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WTFjizzinmypantz 0

what a wierdo ^^

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UmBongos 3
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What a wierdo? ^^

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cooly1100 0

that just sucks ass but it funny as hell though

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uhohuscrewedup 0

hey atleast u don't have to run from him anymore.

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