Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided...

By Anonymous - 27/1/2010 02:28 - France

Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML

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By givants | 0

#801818 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 10:40

hey, look T the bright side... you had sex dude, with a princess!!!

By perdix | 29

#801766 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:51

Did he drive you in a car, or with a golf club? Those SEALs are legendarily tough.

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By x805xUnknown | 6

#801713 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:15

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Wow, that sucks, really bad. Well at least you made it to the E.R.??

pongmaster | 0

#802082 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 14:18

Yeah I agree at least you made it to the ER he could have just kicked your ass and left you

lolfmlfail | 0

#803668 - Thursday 28 January 2010 3:33

ur lucky your still alive

pipp360 | 0

#803701 - Thursday 28 January 2010 3:48

I don't see why dads get so bentbout of shape about that stiff. it's natual.how do they think they got there kids?!!!!!!

natedog193 | 0

#806674 - Friday 29 January 2010 7:46

bet that was one hell of a ride

_whoops | 0

#810237 - Saturday 30 January 2010 20:47

its too bad he didnt beat you...lol well wait until you have a daughter of your own and lets see how you like it... im sure you will tell them to not stop and do it in your home ^^

rjhoney | 0

#816053 - Monday 1 February 2010 18:19

dads get mad cuz they don't want them to get pregnant or get stds,trust me,when your a dad u will understand.and alot of adults stand for abstanance(I sort of do too).