Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML
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givants
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hey, look T the bright side... you had sex dude, with a princess!!!
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perdix
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Did he drive you in a car, or with a golf club? Those SEALs are legendarily tough.
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x805xUnknown
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Wow, that sucks, really bad. Well at least you made it to the E.R.??
Wow, that sucks, really bad. Well at least you made it to the E.R.??
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pongmaster
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Yeah I agree at least you made it to the ER he could have just kicked your ass and left you
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lolfmlfail
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ur lucky your still alive
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pipp360
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I don't see why dads get so bentbout of shape about that stiff. it's natual.how do they think they got there kids?!!!!!!
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natedog193
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bet that was one hell of a ride
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_whoops
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its too bad he didnt beat you...lol well wait until you have a daughter of your own and lets see how you like it... im sure you will tell them to not stop and do it in your home ^^
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rjhoney
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dads get mad cuz they don't want them to get pregnant or get stds,trust me,when your a dad u will understand.and alot of adults stand for abstanance(I sort of do too).
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heartdeestar
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ur hot
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DetLions32
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Why would he run?
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Monkey_Man_03
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yeah with prob more than just the broken ankle.
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xanniefiend420
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gotta be sneakier dude... try like hiding under the bed or in the closet or somthin. or actually making it out the door.
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iloveloosy12
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and not falling
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xxhappyninjaxx
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"and he's trapped in closet"
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nkklllll
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that's a win
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isallwaysme
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i hid in a closet once. her mom had a rampage through her room and eventually found me.. thought i was gonna die
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perdix
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Did he drive you in a car, or with a golf club? Those SEALs are legendarily tough.
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pedosmurf
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They are but just because they are trained to kill doesn't mean he will beat the shit out of the kid he is still under eighteen I think
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Hanban
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I'd probably try to start a conversation. But then, he's a Navy Seal... FYL.
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Phallus_fml
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sounds as if you found this stranger girl on the street, lured her into having sex with you and blah blah blah. boring.
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givants
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hey, look T the bright side... you had sex dude, with a princess!!!
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kaycox3
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hahaha this made me laugh more then the fml.
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Yessii
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haha:D
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WTFjizzinmypantz
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what a wierdo ^^
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UmBongos
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What a wierdo? ^^
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cooly1100
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that just sucks ass but it funny as hell though
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uhohuscrewedup
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hey atleast u don't have to run from him anymore.