FML : Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax...

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By facepalm - / Friday 27 February 2009 08:39 / Singapore

Intimacy

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By keke_fml | 0

#8598 - Friday 27 February 2009 04:18

why were you having phone sex anyway? phone sex is lame

By ohgeez | 0

#8641 - Friday 27 February 2009 05:14

Haha I've done that before myself. Don't take it personally...unless it was during the day and not late at night.

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By yougotboyed | 0

#8597 - Friday 27 February 2009 04:18

you got boyed north london collegiant girls arnt cool

metalfan333 | 0

#1199662 - Friday 6 August 2010 04:34

lol its not too big a deal

By keke_fml | 0

#8598 - Friday 27 February 2009 04:18

why were you having phone sex anyway? phone sex is lame

genius_man16 | 0

#352007 - Monday 29 June 2009 04:06

true dat! Same with cyber-sex. I mean, wtf? Just do a wank if you're horny, dayum. Or meet up in person, that's the best solution.

McrFreak2011 | 0

#1007512 - Wednesday 26 May 2010 06:11

not really it's really fun when your aprtner doesn't fall asleep; honestly if they fall alseep then your not dong a good job

SilenceIsSilver | 0

#2177060 - Sunday 13 March 2011 07:31

Wow 2 & 42, that's not judgmental. So what if they wanted to have some fun? Maybe they couldn't get to eachother in person. FYL OP. You should protest the next time he wants to do it. :P

By hopeless_romanti_fml | 0

#8608 - Friday 27 February 2009 04:29

maybe he alreayd "climaxed"

By kpk5054 | 0

#8624 - Friday 27 February 2009 04:49

guess you weren't that interesting.

By jm88 | 0

#8633 - Friday 27 February 2009 05:05

Oh man I've done this a few times. Girl always got peeved off, but I found it hilarious the next day. She never did..

By ohgeez | 0

#8641 - Friday 27 February 2009 05:14

Haha I've done that before myself. Don't take it personally...unless it was during the day and not late at night.

By KenMcGormick | 0

#8655 - Friday 27 February 2009 05:34

your fault... u didnt engaged him properly and only cared about urself climaxing

By PTERONOPHOBIA | 0

#8661 - Friday 27 February 2009 05:40

this has already been an FML... why did it get through.

By cali28_fml | 0

#8676 - Friday 27 February 2009 06:13

haha, i know how that one feels! my boyfriend has fallen asleep on me while we were "sex-texting", many times! it's not you, they're just tired...and wimps!

By Bibico_fml | 0

#8688 - Friday 27 February 2009 06:37

Phone sex is only fun with someone you hardly know or haven't met. In this case, the b.f. probably fell asleep because he'd heard it all before and rarely experienced it in person.