FML : Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full...

Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FlyingCoffeeMonster / Monday 8 August 2016 19:12 / United States - Oreland

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By lusanna | 19

#6668249 - Tuesday 9 August 2016 12:35

Might as well throw another cup into the washer to get the stains nice and even

By zharks1010 | 18

#6668244 - Tuesday 9 August 2016 12:29

Looks like you need that coffee

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By zharks1010 | 18

#6668244 - Tuesday 9 August 2016 12:29

Looks like you need that coffee

By lusanna | 19

#6668249 - Tuesday 9 August 2016 12:35

Might as well throw another cup into the washer to get the stains nice and even

By aGMAELSTR0M | 10

#6668291 - Tuesday 9 August 2016 14:08

Well? Did it work better than detergent?

By cuz803 | 31

#6668304 - Tuesday 9 August 2016 14:48

Your FML name states it all

By Kissmydonkie | 29

#6668320 - Tuesday 9 August 2016 15:13

RIP Beautiful Coffee.

By species4872 | 19

#6668323 - Tuesday 9 August 2016 15:20

And then attempted to drink my clothes.

By jcash52426 | 5

#6668387 - Tuesday 9 August 2016 18:23

Also long as the clothes were already dirty then no big deal

By _EnderDoge | 22

#6668391 - Tuesday 9 August 2016 18:33

One of the funnier FML's I've seen. FYL, OP.

By gyspy_unicorn | 7

#6668403 - Tuesday 9 August 2016 19:02

At least it wasn't clean clothes

By spacehagg | 3

#6668463 - Tuesday 9 August 2016 20:12

you're an idiot

HylianWarrior | 21

#6668507 - Tuesday 9 August 2016 21:51

Everyone is before they finish their first cup of coffee

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