By anonymous - United States
  Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants and while chasing after her yells "baby she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML
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  th88  |  0

seriously why the eff do people even say that they're "first".. who cares? why make it a race? it is so freeken lame on so many levels. grow up

  jpallan  |  3

Agreed. As Chris Rock said, "If you've been dating a man for 4 months, and you haven't met any of his friends, you are not his girlfriend."

The only situation I can see where this makes any sense is that he recently started cheating and is promising new girlfriend he'll ditch the old one next week.


WTF does that have to do anything with the FML? so what I like Justin Bieber.. it's not like I like twilight lol jk I DID! god bad idea :( ur just jealous cuz I'm going to his concert :) jk

By  Angeledice  |  0

This is one of the worse men you can find, FYL OP :(
If possible, plot your revenge with the other girl.
Try to get him in a (fake) threesome with you and the girl, and whilst in the middle of it, cuff him, castrate him, and use his phone to make his friends come over and give it a good look, whilst you are already gone of course.

  spiderman0606  |  0

Actually I read about something like that in the news... apparently these three women found out their boyfriend / husband was cheating on them, plotted together. One of them lured him to a motel with the promise of sex, the three then ambushed him, humiliated him, assaulted him, and...superglued his penis to his stomach. True story:

  fwank  |  1

noo. ur wrong. this is the best man you can find. 3 years in a relationship with 2 ladies not knowing about each other. that's a win. your a fail. XD

  Angeledice  |  0

#53: No need to be worried :) I just am not easy to be walked over if something like this would happen to me. What one gives, is what one deserves.

#86: That's gruesome and yet I bet it was satisfying for the lot, never actually heard of something like that lol!

#102: Your name says it: you’re a f*ck*ng wanker. I hope something like this will happen to you if you seriously think that this kind of behavior is justified.

  fwank  |  1

what is the world coming to'.., god damn its sad that peoplw cant take jokes.. and fwank?thats not my realy name its. joke from school. so don't get ur nuts in a bunch kay

  Cinn_fml  |  22

I agree entirely with NayaBayBeee and ImaginaryFoe, she should definately punch or kick him in the nuts. Maybe team up with the other gf and they can both punch him at the same time...? Because what that prick of a bf did was not forgiveable, to either girl.