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By anonymous / Wednesday 7 April 2010 04:21 / United States
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#5, on another FML you REPLIED to the first comment and thought you were first so STFU! OP, FYL that sucks...you should slap him!

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I also think 37 is confuzzled, this is a REAL fml, wow, OP should have looked for a gun and went all ' gunpowder and lead' on him if u know what I mean

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seriously why the eff do people even say that they're "first".. who cares? why make it a race? it is so freeken lame on so many levels. grow up

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Agreed. As Chris Rock said, "If you've been dating a man for 4 months, and you haven't met any of his friends, you are not his girlfriend." The only situation I can see where this makes any sense is that he recently started cheating and is promising new girlfriend he'll ditch the old one next week.

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WTF does that have to do anything with the FML? so what I like Justin Bieber.. it's not like I like twilight lol jk I DID! god bad idea :( ur just jealous cuz I'm going to his concert :) jk

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This is one of the worse men you can find, FYL OP :( If possible, plot your revenge with the other girl. Try to get him in a (fake) threesome with you and the girl, and whilst in the middle of it, cuff him, castrate him, and use his phone to make his friends come over and give it a good look, whilst you are already gone of course.

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Actually I read about something like that in the news... apparently these three women found out their boyfriend / husband was cheating on them, plotted together. One of them lured him to a motel with the promise of sex, the three then ambushed him, humiliated him, assaulted him, and...superglued his penis to his stomach. True story: http://www.momlogic.com/2009/08/women_attack_cheating_husband.php

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that's actually in a book also. can't remember the title but it's by the person who wrote first wives club. word for word almost lol.

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noo. ur wrong. this is the best man you can find. 3 years in a relationship with 2 ladies not knowing about each other. that's a win. your a fail. XD

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#53: No need to be worried :) I just am not easy to be walked over if something like this would happen to me. What one gives, is what one deserves. #86: That's gruesome and yet I bet it was satisfying for the lot, never actually heard of something like that lol! #102: Your name says it: you’re a f*ck*ng wanker. I hope something like this will happen to you if you seriously think that this kind of behavior is justified.

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what is the world coming to'.., god damn its sad that peoplw cant take jokes.. and fwank?thats not my realy name its. joke from school. so don't get ur nuts in a bunch kay

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This might be that rare moment where the nut shot is completely deserved. Three years and you get dumped mid-hump for another girl? So cold-hearted. FYL

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I agree entirely with NayaBayBeee and ImaginaryFoe, she should definately punch or kick him in the nuts. Maybe team up with the other gf and they can both punch him at the same time...? Because what that prick of a bf did was not forgiveable, to either girl.

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Yeah lean down. Knock on the door. When he answers, punch him in the balls. When he asks "why?" Say "you know why!" LMFAO!!

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she probably had a key which makes her boyfriend really stupid. who has two girlfriends at the same time and let's them have a key to his apartment?

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