Today, I was having dinner at a restaurant with my best friend and her 18-month-old. I really had to fart, so I let one go silently, hoping it would go unnoticed. I caught a whiff of it, but so did my friend apparently, because she made a face and then held up her baby to smell her diaper. FML
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Tripartita
| 44
So you farted and got away with it without blame? FYL indeed, OP. Hopefully next time your friend will suspect you instead of their baby.
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Talented73
| 53
Rectum? It damn near killed 'um!
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Tripartita
| 44
So you farted and got away with it without blame? FYL indeed, OP. Hopefully next time your friend will suspect you instead of their baby.
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Talented73
| 53
Rectum? It damn near killed 'um!
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wickedgetz
| 29
atleast you got away with it
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KaIuLtLuEmRn
| 8
So someone smelled your fart but didn't even know it was you? How is that even slightly bad?
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ProperPengTing
| 15
18? Lol just say a 1 year old
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Madrias
| 36
Well, it wasn't noticed as a fart, so you're golden.
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js1992
| 8
1 and a half year old. for fucks sake. do you call a 2 year old a 24 month old as well. generally after a year it usually just goes by year not months because you don't have to count by months any more...
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cthvlhv
| 0
Calm down. It's not that serious.
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dexter420
| 21
You were in a restaurant. What is wrong with you?