FML : Today, I was having dinner at a restaurant with my best friend and her 18-month-old. I really had to fart, so I let one go silently, hoping it would go...

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Today, I was having dinner at a restaurant with my best friend and her 18-month-old. I really had to fart, so I let one go silently, hoping it would go unnoticed. I caught a whiff of it, but so did my friend apparently, because she made a face and then held up her baby to smell her diaper. FML

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By CatLady - / Friday 16 June 2017 04:00 /

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By Tripartita | 42

#7471014 - Friday 16 June 2017 04:16

So you farted and got away with it without blame? FYL indeed, OP. Hopefully next time your friend will suspect you instead of their baby.

By Talented73 | 43

#7471015 - Friday 16 June 2017 04:33

Rectum? It damn near killed 'um!

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By Tripartita | 42

#7471014 - Friday 16 June 2017 04:16

So you farted and got away with it without blame? FYL indeed, OP. Hopefully next time your friend will suspect you instead of their baby.

By Talented73 | 43

#7471015 - Friday 16 June 2017 04:33

Rectum? It damn near killed 'um!

By wickedgetz | 23

#7471024 - Friday 16 June 2017 05:15

atleast you got away with it

By KaIuLtLuEmRn | 8

#7471545 - Friday 16 June 2017 09:51

So someone smelled your fart but didn't even know it was you? How is that even slightly bad?

By ProperPengTing | 12

#7471656 - Saturday 17 June 2017 05:10

18? Lol just say a 1 year old

By Madrias | 34

#7471683 - Saturday 17 June 2017 07:43

Well, it wasn't noticed as a fart, so you're golden.

By js1992 | 8

#7473055 - Monday 19 June 2017 06:59

1 and a half year old. for fucks sake. do you call a 2 year old a 24 month old as well. generally after a year it usually just goes by year not months because you don't have to count by months any more...

cthvlhv | 0

#7474377 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 05:09

Calm down. It's not that serious.

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