By dreamteam - 08/02/2010 11:24 - United States

Today, I was having a very realistic dream about a hot guy. Just as he was leaning in to ravish me, I was rudely awakened by the sound of my husband farting and snorting at the same time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 341
You deserved it 12 366

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That wasn't your husbands fart that awoke you... it was reality. ;)

Hey, that hot guy would probably fart and snore if you married him too. Men are men! lol

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stick a hose into his but and attach the other end to his nose.

#2 made me lol

lol number 2 and get over it op or dump him

I just lol'd like an imbecile @ you #2.

stick a hose in his nose and the other end on a vacuum cleaner.

omg hahaha this made me laugh more than the fml

I really hope you meant "ravish".

(appears out of thin air) Whoa! Someone just summoned me. (reads the previous comments) I now understand why I was summoned. This is relevant to my interests.

I think I'll just stick to tossing salad, thanks.

does it have any cilantro? I'm allergic to that stuff.

Why? I'm actually talking about tossing some salad. I was thinking of using some fresh cucumbers, cherry tomatoes, some nuts, and all the other "fixings." I was going to top it off with your "special" dressing as long as there is no cilantro.

Dried apricots... I nearly forgot. Thanks. Salty? Nah. The fruit and cucumbers have to remain relatively clean before I actually toss the salad.

LOL at brave_sir_robin an pendatic's convo. marry me ^_^

#63 - I only have two screening questions for you should we get married: 1) Does this dress make me look fat? 2) Please explain in three words or less...

@ Mercy - Thank you for pointing that out it was really bothering me. ;)

I love mercy

the convo between mercy, pendatic

That is exactly what it says

Don't waste it, jump his bones.

I personally think she deserved it for dreaming of some one else and then thinking it was rude I know she can't help her dreams but thinking its rude to be awoken from a dream where you cheating come on

you married the fatass.

only fat people snore and/or fart?

yeah and they make funny noises when they get angry

that's a real shitty thing to say.

clearly it was a JOKE.. lighten up.

So he snarted, that's what married life is all about. To #6, good catch!

Be glad, otherwise you wouldn't even have remebered the dream.

That wasn't your husbands fart that awoke you... it was reality. ;)

Yea, love is in the air.

Hey, that hot guy would probably fart and snore if you married him too. Men are men! lol

women don;t fart?

of course they don't. they don't poop either

Lol I never thought it was possible to snort and fart at the same time. This made my day lol FYL