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28/09/2021 01:05

Today, I found out my dog of 11 years has very severe cancer. Her spleen, which has swollen to the size of a football, had a small rupture a day ago and would fatally within a week, we'll be putting her down tomorrow. FML

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27/09/2021 06:27

Today, I have to get up and go to work. FML

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Spicy

Spicy

Nice try, though

By Anonymous - 16/10/2021 20:00

Spicy

Today, I bought a $100 Victoria's Secret gift card for an ex who I still have a thing for, only to find out she started dating someone else a week ago. I just realized I bought lingerie for her to wear for someone else. FML

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Unfriended

By thethrowawayplace - 15/10/2021 17:00

Spicy

Today, my friend was watching a black guy getting yelled at by the cops on TV. He then decided to yell, "Wow, ni***** really don't know how to behave!" When I didn't react, he yelled it over and over, until I slunk into my room. He knows I'm part black. FML

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Nice to know, thanks

By Annie - 16/10/2010 08:20

Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML

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Mother of the year

Age difference

Money, well, get back, I'm alright Jack…

19/10/2011 09:40

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

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Deception

By bobthenun - 20/03/2013 21:16

Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML

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25/11/2009 01:05

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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14/09/2009 18:58

Today, I found out the high school I have been doing at home for the past 3 years isn't accredited and doesn't count for anything. I'm 18 and starting high school as a freshman next year. FML

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14/02/2010 08:48

Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML

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28/02/2013 22:33

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML

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Don't cheat

By SueJonn - 12/08/2021 10:00

Today, the essay-writing guy I met on Facebook Messenger who I paid $200 to do my research paper gave me a paper unrelated to the topic. It’s due at midnight tonight. It’s a 8-page long assignment. He blocked me on Facebook. Goodbye graduation. FML

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27/02/2010 03:01

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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30/12/2010 07:48

Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML

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01/04/2011 02:23

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML

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02/02/2011 18:16

Spicy

Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML

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15/05/2016 21:10

Today, I found out it's possible to dislocate your jaw just by yawning. Now I'm in the ER, looking like a total psycho. FML

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01/01/2013 19:34

Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML

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26/01/2013 17:18

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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Value

By Randy - 13/09/2011 02:15

Today, I got home from work to find my wife asleep in her easy chair with my two year old son asleep in a pile of torn-up paper. I soon found out it was my 1960s collection of a Superman comic book series that I inherited from my dad. It was worth well over $2,000. FML

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17/10/2017 04:20

Today, my boyfriend managed to convince me that Australia was called a penal colony because all the prisoners were men. FML

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07/04/2013 17:01

Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML

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31/05/2013 22:25

Today, thanks to an idiotic, "hilariously edgy" advert that screened in the very early evening, my 6-year-old son keeps repeating the phrase "I want a vasectomy" to everyone he sees. I've never received so many dirty looks in my life. FML

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30/12/2010 09:39

Today, I told my best friend that I liked him and have liked him for a long time. His response was "That's cool. So, when did you get a cat?" FML

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26/08/2013 20:17

Spicy

Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML

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01/06/2019 20:01

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML

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30/10/2011 20:15

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

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Frustration

By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 08:00

Spicy

Today, my wife is still refusing all forms of sex, because she thinks if she gets pregnant during lockdown, she’ll be the butt of all her friends' jokes about what people get up to to relieve the lockdown boredom. I know what I’d like to be getting up to right now to relieve my boredom. FML

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24/11/2011 06:52

Spicy

Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML

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25/06/2011 04:30

Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML

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03/08/2016 22:21

Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML

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28/05/2012 21:17

Today, I came to the realisation that the longest relationship I've had by far is the one I have with my hemorrhoids. FML

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29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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06/12/2016 02:32

Today, is my first day as a student nurse. It was also the first day I learnt I was allergic to latex gloves. FML

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03/05/2013 00:50

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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22/02/2010 10:13

Today, I witnessed my roommate pop a blister with a skewer and casually place it back in the kitchen drawer, before wiping what seeped out with the teatowel. FML

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13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

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21/10/2009 00:44

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

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Tinder surprised

By NatchezParadox - 09/10/2019 18:00

Today, I watched as my Tinder date arrived at the coffee shop and mistook another woman for me. He never realized she was the wrong girl, and they spent the entire date together before leaving. The only similarity between me and the other woman was our hair. FML

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UTI

By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 07:01

Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML

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25/01/2009 01:36

Today, a couple of mates and me have a reservation on this fancy restaurant to celebrate Chinese New Year. I found out that 80% of our money goes to the wine tasting event that they have, a free flow of gorgeous, decent wine all around. I'm allergic to fruit. I'll stick to my 20RMB water bottle. FML

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17/11/2009 07:21

Today, I was running a meeting feeling very stressed. I grabbed my stress ball out of my bag, squeezing it vigorously throughout the meeting. When I stood up to talk my stress ball exploded all over my new black suit and the desk. So much for relieving stress. FML

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04/12/2013 04:02

Today, I covered a 10-hour shift for a sick coworker. Glad to earn some extra money for the holidays, I went to clock out. I hadn't even clocked in when I first got there at 7 am. FML

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01/11/2010 15:00

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it is inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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01/06/2013 05:09

Spicy

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:01

At least he loves you :)

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:03

clearly he loves you, THE PERSON. I don't see the problem.

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:00

first

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:03

Maybe inner beauty is more important to him (: still a jerk move though. he should think before he talks..

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:11

gee how suave lol

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:12

There's nothing wrong with him having said that. Sure, maybe he didn't phrase that the best way but OP shouldn't be complaining. At least he loves her for who she is on the inside and not just because of her looks.

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:14

Ouch, that's harsh. But be thankful that in the end your inside beauty lasts way longer than what's on the outside.

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:21

It's definitely more important to be beautiful on the inside. Outer appearance can be changed/altered. Personality, however, cannot.

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:35

let's give him some credit for being honest..

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:54

rofl this isnt an fml, maybee he was just saying you have inner because of your conversation, if hes with you he has to find you attractive, im not being shallow but i didnt choose my fiance just because shes a nice person but nobodys gonna date someone thats a bitch but attractive or nice but extremely ugly unless they themselves are too.

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Saturday 16 October 2010 18:06

op, u r ugly and it is ok!  if u r not ugly, even better!

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Saturday 16 October 2010 19:47

soooooooo are you really that beautiful?

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Saturday 16 October 2010 20:20

Well you can't be that ugly if you have a BF. Maybe he meant it as that you also have inner beauty as well as outer beauty. I have trouble saying some stuff as well. Sometimes my wording comes out bad.

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Saturday 16 October 2010 21:42

@87 The OP could still be pretty ugly even though she has a boyfriend, like everyone already said maybe she's just a really nice girl. ^NiceGuyz^

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Sunday 17 October 2010 2:37

it's much more important being beautiful inside then outside :)

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Monday 18 October 2010 6:28

ouch dude if you wanna get some poontang you gotta say "both".

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:01

At least he loves you :)

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Saturday 16 October 2010 17:46

at least he's honest..

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Sunday 17 October 2010 9:44

when I read it, I didn't I interpret it a him calling her ugly at all. he was just saying that who she is as a person is beautiful. it sounded like he was saying she wasn't just another hot girl, but she actually had substance.

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Thursday 24 March 2011 5:00

that's so right

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:01

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:10

but he obviously though OP was ugly xD

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:14

No, that's not necessarily true. She just may be /more/ pretty on the inside. Doesn't mean she's ugly. Pendatik, I was honestly waiting for someone to say that. I knew it was coming.

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:48

he was obviously trying to be romantic, and didn't think about what he was saying. i say she has a beautiful heart.

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:50

84, eh? You don't look at day over 83.

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:53

At? AT??! Where did that come from?

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Saturday 16 October 2010 18:15

or he wasn't even thinking about her outer looks n was just trying to say she's beautiful inside but not meaning she isn't beautiful outside

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Saturday 16 October 2010 21:34

Whew! I was worried that FFML or Ignorance or Schitzomaniac would come along and correct me. Those people are freaking crazy!

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Sunday 17 October 2010 19:52

lame duck

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Friday 22 October 2010 11:32

I have a shirt that says this

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:01

Tell him he's one of those people who are neither! ;)

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Saturday 16 October 2010 17:34

Why... he was being nice. He never said she was ugly, just that she has a beautiful personality

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:01

Lol ! quit bitching & be happy he loves you for who you are !

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Saturday 16 October 2010 18:32

I agree with her

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:03

clearly he loves you, THE PERSON. I don't see the problem.

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:09

I agree

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Tuesday 22 March 2011 15:10

yeah, he probably meant that you are beautiful inside and out.

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:05

what a douche :/

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:06

What sucks is that if your feelings are hurt and you dump him, then you'll leave him thinking you were a shallow bitch. And since you weren't that good looking, then you were a delusional, conceited shallow bitch.

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:54

Prime example of the truth hurts.

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:06

Eh, at least he loves you for who you are?

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Saturday 16 October 2010 16:11

Wow, thats really mean.. if i was told that i would have broke up with hium .. maybe it matters . :/

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Saturday 16 October 2010 19:53

Then you are shallow.