FML : Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone...

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Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 May 2010 04:10 / United States

Intimacy

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By hellokinky2 | 0

#1009404 - Thursday 27 May 2010 12:09

umm, I think you're in charge of that one. fail on ur part

By penpal33 | 7

#1009407 - Thursday 27 May 2010 12:16

Did you, for a minute, think that the problem may be on your side instead of his? :-)

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By hellokinky2 | 0

#1009404 - Thursday 27 May 2010 12:09

umm, I think you're in charge of that one. fail on ur part

kiltsaresexy | 4

#1009409 - Thursday 27 May 2010 12:17

Agreed with #1.

aeliz | 0

#1009423 - Thursday 27 May 2010 12:45

Hahaha seriously. Nottttt his fault at all.

jdub28 | 0

#1009425 - Thursday 27 May 2010 12:47

wow... why fake it? most men don't care, and your BF probably has real sex with someone else when you get off the phone.

andruha1123 | 5

#1009426 - Thursday 27 May 2010 12:47

use two finger? idk.. you should know how to please yourself

kristinnicolexo | 0

#1009431 - Thursday 27 May 2010 01:08

tragic lmao

Claay_aiir | 0

#1009434 - Thursday 27 May 2010 01:10

wow op, blaming it on some one eleae just cause you couldn't do it? shame shame. learn how to pleaser yourself properly girl. spoo YDI. (:

Celesta | 11

#1009438 - Thursday 27 May 2010 01:30

I know some girls who feel embarrased to masturbate during phone sex or just don't like to. It's quite common actually.

ScooterScott | 0

#1009445 - Thursday 27 May 2010 01:52

#19 MIND BLOWN

RokstaRx88 | 0

#1009452 - Thursday 27 May 2010 02:14

get a girlfriend to come over and show you how it's done. :) god I remember having to teach an ex how to get herself off solo

wiggz1990 | 0

#1009466 - Thursday 27 May 2010 02:49

totaly ur fault

tsc32 | 2

#1009472 - Thursday 27 May 2010 03:11

so you couldn't even get yourself off?

lito27 | 0

#1009481 - Thursday 27 May 2010 03:36

agree with 1. how do you expect him to give u an orgasm over the phone u dumb bitch?

BluSkyNoise | 0

#1009545 - Thursday 27 May 2010 07:18

hahahahahahhaaaa! #40 with the win!!! high five!! xD

xLeftoverxCrackx | 0

#1009612 - Thursday 27 May 2010 09:20

lol he just does the talking u do the rest....

Immature_fml | 0

#1009661 - Thursday 27 May 2010 11:57

Doesn't that make more sense? Faking an orgasm on phone sex seems like... well, just obvious.

Hbkbryan | 0

#1009668 - Friday 28 May 2010 12:10

first

boogyface11 | 0

#1010526 - Friday 28 May 2010 09:55

ya u do know ur suppose to pleasure itself their right?

alexthecutie | 0

#1010806 - Saturday 29 May 2010 03:21

whenever I have phone sex with my bf I just imagine he's sucking my dick

By mvnt | 0

#1009405 - Thursday 27 May 2010 12:10

mines in another state 2 :(

kristinnicolexo | 0

#1009433 - Thursday 27 May 2010 01:10

mine 3 :(

rbkhockey33 | 0

#1009488 - Thursday 27 May 2010 03:53

mine 4 :(

kawaiixwolf | 0

#1009658 - Thursday 27 May 2010 11:50

and me 5... ):

Goaliebeast | 0

#1009712 - Friday 28 May 2010 02:54

I don't have 1 :(

jeremy418 | 0

#1010122 - Friday 28 May 2010 10:30

wow really unless y'all have real reasons like you bf works in the army etc... or is there for a job then ok understandable but if it just anyother fyl you should really find someone near you ..... btw I'm not say this cuz I don't know how it is cuz yes I did the same thing but I was what 15 .... well I wish you a good day/night

titanic12beth | 0

#1828009 - Saturday 11 December 2010 11:29

mines in a completly different continent :( and no we shall not find someone if you love them <3

Taradactyl_2011 | 0

#1991031 - Friday 21 January 2011 04:53

mines in Hawaii for the army. I'm in Texas :/ I hate it.

thandidavis | 16

#5429936 - Monday 1 April 2013 04:45

And mine 6 :(

By margxoxo | 0

#1009406 - Thursday 27 May 2010 12:13

I wonder if she actually knew that you were faking it...

lickmyjock | 0

#1009465 - Thursday 27 May 2010 02:49

my guess is he didn't care

NzxtZ06 | 0

#1009502 - Thursday 27 May 2010 04:53

mine 5, 6, and 7 :(

By penpal33 | 7

#1009407 - Thursday 27 May 2010 12:16

Did you, for a minute, think that the problem may be on your side instead of his? :-)

By locs376 | 2

#1009410 - Thursday 27 May 2010 12:17

Do you really think he cares? Im sure he took care of himself just fine, its you own fault for not knowing your body FYL

By bluebell707 | 13

#1009411 - Thursday 27 May 2010 12:18

that's not possible...

By Dommy | 0

#1009412 - Thursday 27 May 2010 12:18

Phone sex is awkward D:

By whirlybird | 0

#1009413 - Thursday 27 May 2010 12:20

Sexting isn't awkward! Love it!

megankay95 | 0

#1009473 - Thursday 27 May 2010 03:20

wow that's a fail on your part, OP

By brownlace | 0

#1009414 - Thursday 27 May 2010 12:23

get a toy. improvise girl, improvise

FuckMyLife195 | 0

#1009497 - Thursday 27 May 2010 04:39

it's not her fault. maybe she just wasn't feeling it? I've had to pretend I'm enjoying it over the phone, when really I'm on the computer or watching TV. But OP should get a vibrator if she's gonna date someone on another state.