FML : Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab my knee; I screamed loud in terror. When I opened...

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Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab my knee; I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes, nearly 25 people were staring at me. The lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bluemonday / Friday 17 April 2009 11:47 / Canada

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By skierguy | 0

#119689 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:03

Haha, those must have been some strange looks.

By dreams_infinity_fml | 0

#119730 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:12

lol i hate people hitting me with their stuff when i am sleeping in the train.
I once woke up cause i farted mildly loud.

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By skierguy | 0

#119689 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:03

Haha, those must have been some strange looks.

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noobgang7 | 5

#979760 - Wednesday 14 April 2010 13:45

I think the FML is that he didn't get out of the well :P

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caester9 | 0

#1559671 - Sunday 17 October 2010 6:35

hey this chick is from Calgary because I was on the ctrain when this happened

By Osakhomen | 0

#119704 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:05

LMAO! That is funny as heck! HAAHAH

By kwbuzz23wk | 0

#119707 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:06

don't worry about it, you took a nap on a train... its not like your gonna see them all the time

By laughatverne | 0

#119720 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:09

why'd the lady hit you? =(

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bryson9 | 0

#1210631 - Monday 9 August 2010 6:24

lol

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glutgyoogle | 6

#3119087 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:36

4- you're stupid.

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capslockisgood | 19

#4904128 - Friday 7 September 2012 2:00

Considering the apology, it was probably accidental.

By dreams_infinity_fml | 0

#119730 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:12

lol i hate people hitting me with their stuff when i am sleeping in the train.
I once woke up cause i farted mildly loud.

By Arian_fml | 0

#119731 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:13

Thats AWKWARD!
lol.
Don't worry about it too much.

By Big_Blue_Sumthin | 0

#119738 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:15

The well thing is kind of creepy. Do you maybe subconsciously aspire to be the girl from The Ring? Sucks either way!

By SofiaM_fml | 2

#119752 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:18

* "Were staring" would be better

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Alicia_Raven7 | 0

#956533 - Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:21

No one cares about spelling... its the internet. people never use grammar.

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NickPortrayed | 0

#984047 - Friday 23 April 2010 16:05

It's*, People*

By SuicideSaint_fml | 0

#119756 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:18

Is this the same guy who got robbed with a pez dispenser?

By nowayss | 0

#119759 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:20

lmao, haha.

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