By Takuma - 20/05/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML
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It's your ex who should be posting here, not you.

Woo I detect some jealousy here.


dragongirlnat 0

Yeah you deserve that, buddy.

Awesome response.

thats genius xD

how is this an fml?? I think it's awesome :D

That, my friend, is called a Freudian slip.

It should've ended "and he punched me in the face. FML. Lmao

So you slipped. What's the big deal? It's not that bad to be considered a FML.

It's your ex who should be posting here, not you.

hahahaha.... I've heard worse FML

Fireashes250 16

"Today, I was hanging out with a couple of my friends. Including an old ex-boyfriend, and the other being my boyfriend of 5 years. We were talking about phones, and then I said 'I had the iPhone first'. Then my ex-boyfriend said, 'Well, I had YOU first. FML"

Woo I detect some jealousy here.

Fuck you life, OP. I don't blame him. It was an accident and maybe he's not over her. =/

harlehatschi 0

as if you're any more put out than the 5-year boyfriend who had to be reminded that you took her virginity, you silly douche

youre not over her ... GET OVER HER PUSSY lol

That's not a FML, that's actually kind of awesome xD

VampireKiller59 0

thats a WIN!

GloomySkyz 0

I worship this man for comparing taking a girls virginity over a 100 dollar phone. After all, Sex is waaaaay more important then distance communication ;)

They're like 500 USD now

Lol. Burn on the current boyfriend. Nice!

Still, that's just an epic win, imho. She tried to put you down, but instead she got owned. High five, man!