By Takuma - 20/05/2009 05:10 - United States

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Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML
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brontide 0
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It's your ex who should be posting here, not you.

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Aelaena 6
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Woo I detect some jealousy here.

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dragongirlnat 0

Yeah you deserve that, buddy.

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nonotme 0
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Awesome response.

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My2864 1
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thats genius xD

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ashtin85 0
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how is this an fml?? I think it's awesome :D

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sfroro 0
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That, my friend, is called a Freudian slip.

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cwells0430 12
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It should've ended "and he punched me in the face. FML. Lmao

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dyld921 2
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So you slipped. What's the big deal? It's not that bad to be considered a FML.

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brontide 0
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It's your ex who should be posting here, not you.

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ilovefatcats 12
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hahahaha.... I've heard worse FML

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Fireashes250 16

"Today, I was hanging out with a couple of my friends. Including an old ex-boyfriend, and the other being my boyfriend of 5 years. We were talking about phones, and then I said 'I had the iPhone first'. Then my ex-boyfriend said, 'Well, I had YOU first. FML"

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Aelaena 6
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Woo I detect some jealousy here.

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MoodyBlue320 11
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Fuck you life, OP. I don't blame him. It was an accident and maybe he's not over her. =/

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harlehatschi 0

as if you're any more put out than the 5-year boyfriend who had to be reminded that you took her virginity, you silly douche

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hsdffk 0
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youre not over her ... GET OVER HER PUSSY lol

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AeryFairy 10
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That's not a FML, that's actually kind of awesome xD

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VampireKiller59 0

thats a WIN!

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GloomySkyz 0

I worship this man for comparing taking a girls virginity over a 100 dollar phone. After all, Sex is waaaaay more important then distance communication ;)

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tournamentdecide 33
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They're like 500 USD now

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Jimboom 11
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Lol. Burn on the current boyfriend. Nice!

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maupa 0
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Still, that's just an epic win, imho. She tried to put you down, but instead she got owned. High five, man!

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