FML : Today, everyone was signing a birthday card to surprise a coworker. I was told to go find someone who hadn't signed it so I went to the office next to...

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Today, everyone was signing a birthday card to surprise a coworker. I was told to go find someone who hadn't signed it so I went to the office next to mine, opened the door, and told them about the card. The intended recipient was sitting behind the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Cantseethroughdoors - / Tuesday 14 November 2017 05:00 /

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By moonlight77 | 26

#7563792 - Tuesday 14 November 2017 5:10

Well Played, OP.
But hey! At least you were the one to deliver the surprise! Feel honoured!

By Dave_Davington | 30

#7563800 - Tuesday 14 November 2017 7:09

So, were they surprised?

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By moonlight77 | 26

#7563792 - Tuesday 14 November 2017 5:10

Well Played, OP.
But hey! At least you were the one to deliver the surprise! Feel honoured!

By chyiochan | 27

#7563798 - Tuesday 14 November 2017 6:48

Mission failed.
"Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAKE!"

By Dave_Davington | 30

#7563800 - Tuesday 14 November 2017 7:09

So, were they surprised?

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