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whitedw
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lol......well at least he didnt yell some other girl's name but still fyl
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indoorsy
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Now I anin't saying she's a gold digger...
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whitedw
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lol......well at least he didnt yell some other girl's name but still fyl
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MetalxSoldier
| 26
I think what he meant to say is "leave my family jewels alone" I guess he doesn't want to get lucky tonight.
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amyjadee
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This really isn't an FML.
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airforce987
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27 - I agree. OP, you really have no idea what he was dreaming about, it could have been anything, a robbery, mugging, his company's fraudulent investment of his pension...anything! How does that make your life fucked at all, simply because your husband yelled in his sleep?
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airforce987
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... unless of course, he wasn't actually sleeping :)
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taco_bender
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Dont take the mans hard earned money then. Problem solved.
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ss_20_xx
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Well he might leave you for more money though. Just saying...
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LolFMLnot
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Then you should stop spending so much money. Your husband must really love you if he never mentioned this to you in person. Fuck his life
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immaMonsta
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Well, you're gonna listen to him, right?
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ALlamaOnFire
| 20
Money is a code name for his penis
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Nope you yell back "SHOW ME THE MONEY"
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gators1995
| 30
Who knows? Maybe OP will turn in to a money grubbing whore
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emeraldisle
| 30
I tried that once except mine elbowed me in the nose. Let's just say I won't be doing that again.
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indoorsy
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Now I anin't saying she's a gold digger...
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K_kanaka
| 26
But she ain't messin' with no broke n%&#as
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j_cat187
| 19
I heard that in the ODB's voice.
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Palirose
| 22
Go ahead girl go ahead get down.
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YayFlameWarz
| 9
Ima let you finish but...
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Met shorty at the beauty salon, with a baby Louis under her underarm..
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Jenchixo
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From what I heard she got a baby from Busta my best friend said she used to fuck with Usher ,
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ladyLALAA
| 28
*vuitton. Oops don't know what happened to that above :$
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Climaxx
| 11
It's really not that uncommon, SexyIslandGirl.
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Why don't you girls use the reply buttons...?
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eatdemcupcakes
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Because they don't feel like it
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cyK0tek
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But...using the reply button...and...actually typing the WHOLE word takes SO much energy!
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Climaxx
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I was on my phone & it wouldn't let me. Sorry if it caused you too much hassel.
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himynamesholly
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well,do you excessively shop? maybe now is a good time to make him a sandwich.
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RahmEsHestos
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Or Just blow something other than his money
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RahmEsHestos
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Lmao that was comment 69
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cyK0tek
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^ FTW
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himynamesholly
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I see what you did there^^
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GoWithTheFro
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That's priceless xD
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goldfishgod
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Your username is great.
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BunBunBabe
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Unless you waste his money, that's pretty sad :( but if you do.. Maybe his subconscious is just yelling at you because he doesn't when he's awake
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bungee_fml
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Time to cut back the shopping!
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perdix
| 29
If you blew something other than his money, maybe he wouldn't have this deep-seated hostility towards you.
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RahmEsHestos
| 5
HVery well worded, haven't seen such a good comment in awhile
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