Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML
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A07
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Five comments and not a single one advocating dumping, this just might turn out to be a good year.
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Binglebeee
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Sounds like he's feeling a little immasculated. Just tell him it's first time jitters and it's nothing to worry about, it happens to a lot of people and does not mean he's gay, just a little nervous!
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everythingelena
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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ManUtdFan743
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I can think of at least 10 things that would be worse than this in under a minute...
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itsthewayitis
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being with you would be number 1
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vsus98
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Yikes, I could feel that burn through my phone.
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WATERMALONE
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Damn yall are a bunch of hard asses! I think you made a very valid point #1 yeah worse things could happen but is that really what your thinking about in this particular situation? No your bf couldn't get it up and maybe just maybe could be gay that is the last think you'd want to hear in that moment.
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Mathalamus
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Maybe you could try some foreplay. He does seem quite nervous.
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DenBriZel
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Rkikkas9713
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Being an insensitive asshole isn't attractive. You should try to be a bit nicer to people.
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cheeeksss
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Sounds like you're the type of person to look at all the negatives in others, 3. Have a heart. Goodness.
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leogachi
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@3 Did you mean pouting? Because if so, I agree with you.
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Tejanoswhy
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epicx22
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Why would OP dumb him? It could've been his first time.
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GamerG0DDESS
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I believe it was his first time, he did say "I hope I'm not gay." If he had been with another woman he probably wouldn't have said that because he would be confident in what he likes.
I could be wrong, there might be other factors at play here that I'm unaware of.
I could be wrong, there might be other factors at play here that I'm unaware of.
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epicx22
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Now that you mention it, that could possibly signify that it's his first time. But, then again, it can signify the opposite. But I'm more on the first time thing.
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Binglebeee
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Sounds like he's feeling a little immasculated. Just tell him it's first time jitters and it's nothing to worry about, it happens to a lot of people and does not mean he's gay, just a little nervous!
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Elban
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Really nervous or she's pretty hot and he spilt the milk
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urbanbigfoot
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Both of your comments made me giggle. ?
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A07
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Five comments and not a single one advocating dumping, this just might turn out to be a good year.
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Mathalamus
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wow, it wasn't ruined already? must have been a good year so far. :P
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MarkGaus
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That's cold hearted
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totallynotemily
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He might have erectile dysfunction. Get some viagra if this is true
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A07
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Or it could be his first time
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Kiernan151
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OP is probably young 7, meaning he likely doesn't have ED, and if he did Viagra wouldn't be the way to go. Eating natural things like ginger will improve bloodflow, giving erections back.
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snowkittyyy
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Poor guy. I'm sorry that happened on your first time but I'm sure everything will work out! :3
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Steffi3
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It actually happens to a lot of guys during their first time. Just try again some other time, no worries!
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yniguez09
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He sounds nervous. Don't be too hard on him!
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laden_swallow09
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Well, ONE of them has to be!
Yes, I know. I'll see myself out.
Yes, I know. I'll see myself out.