By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was going to do some laundry, with the washer and dryer I bought off of Craigslist for 150 dollars. The washer leaks and the dryer doesn't dry. So I called the guy and left an angry message about how the washer flooded my kitchen. In fact I just forgot to hook up the drain hose. FML
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By  jomer9  |  0

What a coincidence. I happen to live in Texas and my upstairs neighbor forgot to hook up their drain hose and ended up flooding our place too! Perhaps you are my neighbor?

By  flyingpan8  |  0

yo mama so stupid, when she asked me what brand of jeans i'm wearing? and i replied "guess" she said "levis"

you sir, are dumber than your mom.

P.S. yo mama so ugly, even ripley couldn't beleive it