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Agreed. Did you not notice that you were alone? And that no one was performing? I don't see how this could have happened, no way would it take more than 5 minutes for OP to figure this out. I call shenanigans.

Agreed. Did you not notice that no one else was there to take the ticket? Or that no one was performing> I don't see how this could have happened, no way would it take more than 5 minutes for OP to figure this out. I call shenanigans.

Well now you can show people how to blow into their thumb and make your hand bigger. That or how to slam your hand in a door. The latter would be more entertaining.

Places...don't you hate having to be at them?

Sounds like it was a great day out! :D

your hand will be fine, just slap a bandaid on there, you'l be fine... bandaids heal everything NO EXCEPTIONS

Yes, adhesive bandages fix broken hands and broken egos.

Wrong . . . you don't use band aid to heal a broken hand (assuming it is), are you crazy? You use duct tape for that. Duct tape fixes everything.

If duct tape, band-aid's or Kool- Aid Jammers can't fix it, you've got a real situation.

Nice dress rehearsal.

Where exactly did you lose your keys if you broke down?

You're obviously not so talented in remembering dates

The talent show may be tomorrow, but what you just did had to take a lot of talent.

Tell them your shtick is slapstick comedy based on X-treme punctuality and self-mutilation. You'll win hands down! Gnarled, bloody hands, that is.

Hah, I had a dream like this the other night. :)