Today, I was going to a talent show. On the way there, my car broke down, I lost my keys and managed to slam my hand in a window. I got there and waited in the theater for an hour before a janitor came by and said, "Show is tomorrow, lady." FML
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Witchcraft_fml
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Moron.
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Legendslayer222
| 26
Sounds like it was a great day out! :D
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Witchcraft_fml
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amypr
| 20
Agreed. Did you not notice that you were alone? And that no one was performing?
I don't see how this could have happened, no way would it take more than 5 minutes for OP to figure this out. I call shenanigans.
I don't see how this could have happened, no way would it take more than 5 minutes for OP to figure this out. I call shenanigans.
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amypr
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Agreed. Did you not notice that no one else was there to take the ticket? Or that no one was performing>
I don't see how this could have happened, no way would it take more than 5 minutes for OP to figure this out. I call shenanigans.
I don't see how this could have happened, no way would it take more than 5 minutes for OP to figure this out. I call shenanigans.
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juicedboi
| 7
Well now you can show people how to blow into their thumb and make your hand bigger. That or how to slam your hand in a door. The latter would be more entertaining.
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RabidBunny
| 10
Places...don't you hate having to be at them?
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Legendslayer222
| 26
Sounds like it was a great day out! :D
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Nevitt
| 9
your hand will be fine, just slap a bandaid on there, you'l be fine...
bandaids heal everything NO EXCEPTIONS
bandaids heal everything NO EXCEPTIONS
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sxe_beast
| 11
Yes, adhesive bandages fix broken hands and broken egos.
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RetardedBullFrog
| 4
Wrong . . . you don't use band aid to heal a broken hand (assuming it is), are you crazy? You use duct tape for that.
Duct tape fixes everything.
Duct tape fixes everything.
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hendersh
| 0
If duct tape, band-aid's or Kool- Aid Jammers can't fix it, you've got a real situation.
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zephyrnok
| 9
Nice dress rehearsal.
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mandee612
| 15
Where exactly did you lose your keys if you broke down?
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that_is_Nathy
| 9
You're obviously not so talented in remembering dates
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iAmScrubs
| 19
The talent show may be tomorrow, but what you just did had to take a lot of talent.
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perdix
| 29
Tell them your shtick is slapstick comedy based on X-treme punctuality and self-mutilation. You'll win hands down! Gnarled, bloody hands, that is.
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chippa
| 24
Hah, I had a dream like this the other night. :)