By lizzie - 27/07/2011 13:30 - United States

Today, I was going to a talent show. On the way there, my car broke down, I lost my keys and managed to slam my hand in a window. I got there and waited in the theater for an hour before a janitor came by and said, "Show is tomorrow, lady." FML
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Legendslayer222 26
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Sounds like it was a great day out! :D

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mandee612 15
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Where exactly did you lose your keys if you broke down?

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Witchcraft_fml 4
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amypr 20
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Agreed. Did you not notice that you were alone? And that no one was performing? I don't see how this could have happened, no way would it take more than 5 minutes for OP to figure this out. I call shenanigans.

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amypr 20
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Agreed. Did you not notice that no one else was there to take the ticket? Or that no one was performing> I don't see how this could have happened, no way would it take more than 5 minutes for OP to figure this out. I call shenanigans.

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juicedboi 7

Well now you can show people how to blow into their thumb and make your hand bigger. That or how to slam your hand in a door. The latter would be more entertaining.

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RabidBunny 10

Places...don't you hate having to be at them?

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Legendslayer222 26
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Sounds like it was a great day out! :D

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Nevitt 9

your hand will be fine, just slap a bandaid on there, you'l be fine... bandaids heal everything NO EXCEPTIONS

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sxe_beast 11

Yes, adhesive bandages fix broken hands and broken egos.

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RetardedBullFrog 4
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Wrong . . . you don't use band aid to heal a broken hand (assuming it is), are you crazy? You use duct tape for that. Duct tape fixes everything.

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hendersh 0
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If duct tape, band-aid's or Kool- Aid Jammers can't fix it, you've got a real situation.

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zephyrnok 9
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Nice dress rehearsal.

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mandee612 15
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Where exactly did you lose your keys if you broke down?

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that_is_Nathy 9
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You're obviously not so talented in remembering dates

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iAmScrubs 19

The talent show may be tomorrow, but what you just did had to take a lot of talent.

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perdix 29

Tell them your shtick is slapstick comedy based on X-treme punctuality and self-mutilation. You'll win hands down! Gnarled, bloody hands, that is.

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chippa 24
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Hah, I had a dream like this the other night. :)

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