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By GrLifeusx - 08/03/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML

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Yunie_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:23

Should've brought your wand.

zachhh 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:54

stupid muggle.......

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Yunie_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:23

Should've brought your wand.

Straka 0

Friday 12 March 2010 21:18

see this is why people shouldn't be so nerdy, dressin up like a magical English fart, WTF

FYL_hardd 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:28

118 - It's not being "nerdy". The convention was themed Harry Potter, therefore the visitors were to dress as a character from the book. They're just really into it..

yuop77 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 14:07

ya, nerdy

hellokittywhore 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 10:23

hehehe!! this made me giggle xD

kappaaa 12

Tuesday 24 August 2010 4:49

#118 your a dick. People like to do that sort of stuff, doesn't mean there a 'nerd' **** stick.

Lucidium 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 2:22

yeah it does

lenor_fml 7

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:16

Or better yet, should've taken the knight bus my friend

moonpiglet 4

Sunday 10 June 2012 22:13

"English fart"? I'm English! We're not all "farts"!!

Rohit281 13

Tuesday 15 October 2013 15:56

More like he should have "used" his wand. Spell is "reparo".

Assmilk 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:27

You didn't bring your flying broom with you? Idiot...

loser_fml 1

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:28

Agreed with #1

xiaoxaio 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 1:48

neeeeerrrrrddddd!

k649 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:39

If only you were the real Harry Potter, you could have flown there.

hellokittywhore 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:13

he said he was Ron not Harry and I LMFAO at this, in my lit class.

luluk854ever 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 4:55

Ron is totlly nmuch better. I don een like harry

Sansa_fml 38

Monday 27 July 2015 10:53

should've taken the night bus

gqduck 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:51

Aren't you allowed to change into your outfit when you get to the convention?

zachhh 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:54

stupid muggle.......

Shippicus 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 13:02

ok. stupid motherf***er change when you get there. also. google. taxis. use them

Tehalon 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 13:04

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My_Little_Pony 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 13:05

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iHaveADream_ 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 8:29

I do , i like all the characters

ubbernoob 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 14:00

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spaerro 8

Thursday 3 November 2011 6:03

You sir, need to die.

ashleyyyroseee 16

Monday 26 October 2015 12:56

This wingman in particular portrays a huge role in the storyline

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