By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 00:20 - United States

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Today, I was going through my mom's old yearbook. There was a page long note from her friend talking about my mother's crazy drunk sex stories and describing multiple sexual encounters she had while on a pool table. I am deeply scarred forever. FML
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shakethat 10

ydi for actually continuing to read the whole page. sicko

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zattele 3

well instead of waisting your energy on being "scarred for life" get out there and make your own crazy sex history, just make sure no one writes, tweet, facebook, et al about it! so in the future your kids won't be in your situation. oh and just be glad if you were not conceived that night, if yes then FYL!

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lefeverh3 0

that would suck!! I'm sorry.. just scar her for life;) haha

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GuitarNukka520 5

someone knows how to get down.

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brightnite 0

Well sorry you had to find out your dad was a pool cue. FYL

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unidentified_sta 5
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Go on now OP... No need to stop when it is just getting good...

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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ahh the 60's...that was where it was at

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untoward 0
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OP obviously wanted to know those things cause he or she could have simply stopped reading the page.

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folfg7 0

I agree 31, not fml, YDI! retard close the damn book!

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mamamiaaa_fml 12
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9-hahaha. yeah. hmm. too bad there's no video of that.

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AT_be 0
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does your mom has a cell? can you please forward her details ;)?

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528Alice491 3

WHY would you keep reading?! How do you know if there was more than one story?! I could never get that far.. Once I knew it was about my mothers sexcapades, I'd slam that shit shut, not keep reading... Js

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starile 19
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Since OP enjoyed reading the entire page without stopping, I say he take it up a notch. Bring the yearbook to your mom and ask her to regale you with tales, straight from the horse's mouth! Let us know how that goes.

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sweetcheeksjvl 0

hmmm it sounds like she did porn....I think u and ur mom are gonna have a long talk.

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shakethat 10

ydi for actually continuing to read the whole page. sicko

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DeesFMLs 0

thts exactly what i was thinking..

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stephyyy12 0

haha That's What I Was Thinking About !

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vabeach94 0
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um, stuff like that you just continue to read..

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ubetrwatchBN 5
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Now you know why all your friends like to hang out with you so much when she's home...lol

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DtownBrown 0

hahaha dirty

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memo619 0

ask her to teach you some moves

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ilikegummybears 0

lol yea

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zattele 3

well instead of waisting your energy on being "scarred for life" get out there and make your own crazy sex history, just make sure no one writes, tweet, facebook, et al about it! so in the future your kids won't be in your situation. oh and just be glad if you were not conceived that night, if yes then FYL!

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zecaptain91 0
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YDI for snooping, but still FYL! No one wants those images.

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ubatama 0
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You are literally son of a b****.

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gc327072 30
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>post is from Idaho >shedaho >mfw

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Doortje 29
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So you were conceived on a pool table?

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KCThaEclipse33 0
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Damn...I Feel your Pain...

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