By anonymous - 30/06/2012 06:26 - United States - Denver

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 077
You deserved it 2 506

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Kinda inconsiderate of them...

That's why nutella is your best friend.

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I hope they were opposite genders because if not.. Akward

What's wrong with two gay friends making out? Don't be a small minded bigot.

Gee someone with REDNECKS!! in their profile makes an ignorant comment, go figure...

Are you stuck in the 1950s? o.O

Actually, I'm a guy, this happened to me about 25 years ago, and the two friends involved were both women. Fortunately we all had a good laugh about it afterwards and were all still friends for a good long while after that. OP, FYL.

Yeah because God forbid they're gay right? Just how far up your ass did you shove your head in order to be so ignorant? It's awkward whether they were opposite genders or not. They were invited over to cheer up their friend and that's what they did instead.

17- they shoved his head 9 and a half inches up his ass to be exact.

Actually... God kinda does forbid it

22- So what's your point? God seems to me to be an asshole to 90% per cent of earth.

23- with the % sign, the extra percent was not needed. You said 90 percent 'per cent'

12- HOW could you miss a great oppurtunity to have a threesome?!?!? you fucking asswipe!

Actually, The Bible wasn't written by God himself. It was man interpretation of what God said to them. So for all we know, God may love the gays.

#28 it was actually God who was telling the prophets what to say so yea God doesn't like gays

If straight people hate gays so much they why do they keep having gay babies?

I think that's B.S. First of all, these were people CLAIMING to talk God. How come people believe them and yet dismiss other "prophets." For me, they are all crazy guys on street corners or acid trips. Second, if there is a God, I don't think he would be a big enough asshole to condemn a group of people who can't change who they are. It's just like 200 years ago, when the bible was being used to justify slavery. The bible was written by homophobes, misogynists, and used as a tool by racists.

I guarantee none of you fucks know anything about the bible. Your just spewing trash you hear from other fucks. I would say I don't want about half the people that made the comments above to spawn babies into our world. Please.

FML is really not the place for this kind of debate guys...

Well said 34

Actually no he doesn't...,

25 is a grammar nazi. :P Not too many of us care.

Actually, 35, as a former Christian, I do know a good amount about the bible. I don't understand why you call me a fuck because I don't agree with you. I can assure you I am not. Name-calling isn't very "Christian" of you. Also I will ignore your request and have as many children as I want. (3)

Did you have a good time before that??

I just find it rude that OPs friends would makeout at your house, on your bed... Um it's your house and you can tell them that's inappropriate! That's very disrepectful.

Poor op that's just horrible!! And really op... Their your 2 best friends?!?!

Kinda inconsiderate of them...

I would have yelled at them and kicked them out of my house.

Thats kind of ironic. Sorry OP :(

Great friends you have there.

wow. some friends you've got there. time to find new ones?

That was pretty selfish of them... I woulda cheered you up OP! (An no not in THAT way)

That's why nutella is your best friend.

I had heard about Nutella for a long time, but never tried it until recently. It is glorious. But back to the subject: OP, if things got that out of hand, it's your house and your bed. If they were making you uncomfortable and only making things worse for you, I'd say kicking them out is justified.

They don't sound like best friends. But maybe that's just me.

#14. I agree - it sounds like OP's "friends" were only interested in their own pleasure.

Forever alone..... So sad...