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By Anonymous - / Sunday 1 January 2012 07:34 / United States
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By  perdix  |  29

Isaac was probably waiting for you in the basement.

You should have graciously accepted your host's offer of a roofie-laced drink and slam it down like a champ. Then, accompany him to the basement to see Isaac.

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  alliewillie  |  22

To all the people saying he was probably in the basement and that was his dad - do you think she stopped everything and typed this FML right on the front porch? No she would have answered the phone and told Isaac where she was (not his house apparently) and THAT'S the FML. Think!

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  eeppiicc  |  8

Haha I might know the isaac that he is talking about, his dad is very creepy and likes to weird out children plus they have a basement which is where we always hang out and he lives in Kansas but I'm sure there's a lot of people like that.

By  perdix  |  29

Isaac was probably waiting for you in the basement.

You should have graciously accepted your host's offer of a roofie-laced drink and slam it down like a champ. Then, accompany him to the basement to see Isaac.

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  desireev  |  17

Today, I went to visit my friend Isaac at his house for the first time. A man who I thought was Isaacs dad answered the door and brought me down to the basement to see Isaac. I am now sitting naked in a 30ft deep hole while 'Isaacs dad' is saying "It puts the lotion on its skin".. FML

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  desireev  |  17

Silence of the Lambs is a classic. I don't feel bad that everyone thumbed me down.. I feel bad for everyone who doesn't know what the reference was to.. If you haven't seen it, you need to. Then watch the rest of the series..

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