By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 07:34 - United States
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To all the people saying he was probably in the basement and that was his dad - do you think she stopped everything and typed this FML right on the front porch? No she would have answered the phone and told Isaac where she was (not his house apparently) and THAT'S the FML. Think!
Isaac was probably waiting for you in the basement. You should have graciously accepted your host's offer of a roofie-laced drink and slam it down like a champ. Then, accompany him to the basement to see Isaac.
Today, I went to visit my friend Isaac at his house for the first time. A man who I thought was Isaacs dad answered the door and brought me down to the basement to see Isaac. I am now sitting naked in a 30ft deep hole while 'Isaacs dad' is saying "It puts the lotion on its skin".. FML
I would have just told issac to come to my house from now on.
It's a friendly gesture to offer a guest a cock-tail. Don't feel offended.