By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML
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Well, I'd say it's an fml because the dude apparently can't find any dates that are smarter than a box of rocks.

More like FHL!!! Was she blonde?

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um this is stupid. why is this an fml?

More like FHL!!! Was she blonde?

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Not all blonds are dumb, my two blond friends are really smart

um, because the girl was stupid and didn't get the concept of red meat...hahahha.

Well, I'd say it's an fml because the dude apparently can't find any dates that are smarter than a box of rocks.

:) Great phrase. Also, dumber than a bag of hammers. :)

Well. She's a keeper.

This is when you turn around and drop her off at home

This FML reminds me of my ex (not ex at the time) whom I convinced her that I didn't complete 7th grade and I had to go back or else they would take away my HS diploma.

how is it an Fml?

it's not its just a story of his stupid ex

BAHAHAHAHA! Well at least shes a cheap date!

k yeah this is kinda a pointless fml :S