By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML
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weinerdog 2
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Well, I'd say it's an fml because the dude apparently can't find any dates that are smarter than a box of rocks.

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Demon_fml 0
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More like FHL!!! Was she blonde?

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snzizle 0
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um this is stupid. why is this an fml?

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Demon_fml 0
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More like FHL!!! Was she blonde?

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hwkfan1 10
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zen4681 8
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Not all blonds are dumb, my two blond friends are really smart

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fthelife_fml 0
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um, because the girl was stupid and didn't get the concept of red meat...hahahha.

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weinerdog 2
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Well, I'd say it's an fml because the dude apparently can't find any dates that are smarter than a box of rocks.

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fortunelady 15
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:) Great phrase. Also, dumber than a bag of hammers. :)

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TurtleGenius 0
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Well. She's a keeper.

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omglolydi 0
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This is when you turn around and drop her off at home

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Lou_Briccant 0
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This FML reminds me of my ex (not ex at the time) whom I convinced her that I didn't complete 7th grade and I had to go back or else they would take away my HS diploma.

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christa953 12
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how is it an Fml?

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crazykidd15 0
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it's not its just a story of his stupid ex

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UnCensoredBitch 0
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BAHAHAHAHA! Well at least shes a cheap date!

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JessS92_ 0
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k yeah this is kinda a pointless fml :S

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