Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML
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weinerdog
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Well, I'd say it's an fml because the dude apparently can't find any dates that are smarter than a box of rocks.
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Demon_fml
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More like FHL!!! Was she blonde?
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snzizle
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um this is stupid. why is this an fml?
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Demon_fml
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More like FHL!!! Was she blonde?
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hwkfan1
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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zen4681
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Not all blonds are dumb, my two blond friends are really smart
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fthelife_fml
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um, because the girl was stupid and didn't get the concept of red meat...hahahha.
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dontcallmekim
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shes so smart
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weinerdog
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Well, I'd say it's an fml because the dude apparently can't find any dates that are smarter than a box of rocks.
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rcbarnes
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Seriously.
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fortunelady
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:) Great phrase. Also, dumber than a bag of hammers. :)
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TurtleGenius
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Well. She's a keeper.
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omglolydi
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This is when you turn around and drop her off at home
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Lou_Briccant
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This FML reminds me of my ex (not ex at the time) whom I convinced her that I didn't complete 7th grade and I had to go back or else they would take away my HS diploma.
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christa953
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how is it an Fml?
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crazykidd15
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it's not its just a story of his stupid ex
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UnCensoredBitch
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BAHAHAHAHA! Well at least shes a cheap date!
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JessS92_
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k yeah this is kinda a pointless fml :S