FML : Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and...

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Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 6 April 2009 17:15 / United States

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By weinerdog | 2

#88394 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 02:08

Well, I'd say it's an fml because the dude apparently can't find any dates that are smarter than a box of rocks.

By Demon_fml | 0

#88383 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 02:07

More like FHL!!! Was she blonde?

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By snzizle | 0

#88372 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 02:06

um this is stupid. why is this an fml?

By Demon_fml | 0

#88383 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 02:07

More like FHL!!! Was she blonde?

hwkfan1 | 10

#966621 - Tuesday 23 March 2010 06:02

today my boyfriend thought I was stupid enough to think that lobster was red meat FML

zen4681 | 8

#4850344 - Thursday 23 August 2012 01:06

Not all blonds are dumb, my two blond friends are really smart

By fthelife_fml | 0

#88386 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 02:08

um, because the girl was stupid and didn't get the concept of red meat...hahahha.

By dontcallmekim | 0

#88389 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 02:08

shes so smart

By weinerdog | 2

#88394 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 02:08

Well, I'd say it's an fml because the dude apparently can't find any dates that are smarter than a box of rocks.

rcbarnes | 24

#4112797 - Friday 2 March 2012 03:45

Seriously.

fortunelady | 15

#4452574 - Friday 18 May 2012 08:53

:) Great phrase. Also, dumber than a bag of hammers. :)

By TurtleGenius | 0

#88412 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 02:10

Well. She's a keeper.

By omglolydi | 0

#88436 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 02:13

This is when you turn around and drop her off at home

By Lou_Briccant | 0

#88439 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 02:13

This FML reminds me of my ex (not ex at the time) whom I convinced her that I didn't complete 7th grade and I had to go back or else they would take away my HS diploma.