By still laughing - 28/08/2015 21:48 - United States - Providence

Spicy
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML
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Why is your bed on wheels? Do you live in a hospital?

At least you two can have a good laugh about it in the future! :3

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At least you two can have a good laugh about it in the future! :3

Woah, that could've ended up on an episode of 'Sex Sent Me to the ER' :-)

what is ER?

#4 ER = Emergency room.

intense sex really appeals

hahaha your boyfriend went out with a bang :')

Why is your bed on wheels? Do you live in a hospital?

Have you never heard of an ensemble bed? The bases very often have small wheels on the bottom.

Obviously not given they asked the question

Better question is do they have hardwood floors?...

Looks like you two ended up drifting apart. Literally.

(insert Meals on Wheels joke)

No wheel locks? Come on...

follow up please?

You meant to go down on your boyfriend, but your boyfriend went down on the wall.