FML : Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against...

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Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

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You deserved it

By still laughing - / Friday 28 August 2015 21:48 / United States - Providence

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By Cads1 | 24

#6396331 - Saturday 29 August 2015 9:38

Why is your bed on wheels? Do you live in a hospital?

By danthehuman | 29

#6396315 - Saturday 29 August 2015 9:17

At least you two can have a good laugh about it in the future! :3

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By danthehuman | 29

#6396315 - Saturday 29 August 2015 9:17

At least you two can have a good laugh about it in the future! :3

By chaseafterwind82 | 29

#6396318 - Saturday 29 August 2015 9:19

Woah, that could've ended up on an episode of 'Sex Sent Me to the ER' :-)

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teyyoshi | 19

#6396325 - Saturday 29 August 2015 9:26

what is ER？

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NotGabe | 28

#6396336 - Saturday 29 August 2015 9:49

#4 ER = Emergency room.

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teyyoshi | 19

#6396348 - Saturday 29 August 2015 10:14

Ths

By teyyoshi | 19

#6396324 - Saturday 29 August 2015 9:24

intense sex really appeals

By vmss4 | 6

#6396326 - Saturday 29 August 2015 9:27

hahaha your boyfriend went out with a bang :')

By Cads1 | 24

#6396331 - Saturday 29 August 2015 9:38

Why is your bed on wheels? Do you live in a hospital?

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False_Stupidity | 41

#6396387 - Saturday 29 August 2015 11:45

Have you never heard of an ensemble bed? The bases very often have small wheels on the bottom.

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domolovesyoshi | 33

#6396425 - Saturday 29 August 2015 12:56

Obviously not given they asked the question

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incoherentrmblr | 21

#6396616 - Saturday 29 August 2015 19:50

Better question is do they have hardwood floors?...

By HappyItalian | 38

#6396333 - Saturday 29 August 2015 9:44

Looks like you two ended up drifting apart. Literally.

By IssacB | 14

#6396334 - Saturday 29 August 2015 9:45

(insert Meals on Wheels joke)

By worldclassrager | 39

#6396337 - Saturday 29 August 2015 9:55

No wheel locks? Come on...

By Benzio | 15

#6396339 - Saturday 29 August 2015 9:57

follow up please?

By DMA0712 | 22

#6396340 - Saturday 29 August 2015 9:58

You meant to go down on your boyfriend, but your boyfriend went down on the wall.

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