Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML
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samiams00
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First!
And ouch.
And ouch.
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fretforyerlatte
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i guess you're not in much of a position to give her advice then, huh?
unless you used to get it on all the time or something.
unless you used to get it on all the time or something.
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CoonAndFriends
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"Used to"
There's some keywords here.
I think she shouldn't give sex advice if she hasn't had sex within the past few months?
Agh. I dunno...
There's some keywords here.
I think she shouldn't give sex advice if she hasn't had sex within the past few months?
Agh. I dunno...
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shinkdog
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oh no! you're not a whore!! f your life
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Youdumbidiot
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I agree. you haven't had sex for awhile it's not the ended of the world get on with life you whore
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Gltokensp06
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No worries, not all of us are raging sex bots. I for one....am too bad for you.
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wowfmlife
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That seems like a good thing to me...unless you're married
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FBIWarning
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go out and fix the problem then :P
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twilighter_644
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she came to the pro
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Arian_fml
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Why did you lie?
And what makes you a sex guru?
And what makes you a sex guru?
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anniebananie
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#3 and #5, STFU! So if you're in a relationship and have sex with your boyfriend, that makes you a whore now? Grow up! I seems like the OP is not in a relationship, while her friend is.
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Madalena_fml
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At least you're not a slut who sleeps around . Hahahahah
STD's gotta catch 'em all ?!
No thanks .
STD's gotta catch 'em all ?!
No thanks .
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Felendris
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LOL
I see what you did there.
I see what you did there.
unless you used to get it on all the time or something.
And what makes you a sex guru?