By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 15:07 - United States

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Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML
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fretforyerlatte 0
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i guess you're not in much of a position to give her advice then, huh? unless you used to get it on all the time or something.

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Arian_fml 0
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Why did you lie? And what makes you a sex guru?

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samiams00 0
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First! And ouch.

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fretforyerlatte 0
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i guess you're not in much of a position to give her advice then, huh? unless you used to get it on all the time or something.

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CoonAndFriends 0
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"Used to" There's some keywords here. I think she shouldn't give sex advice if she hasn't had sex within the past few months? Agh. I dunno...

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shinkdog 0
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oh no! you're not a whore!! f your life

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Youdumbidiot 0
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I agree. you haven't had sex for awhile it's not the ended of the world get on with life you whore

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Gltokensp06 0
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No worries, not all of us are raging sex bots. I for one....am too bad for you.

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wowfmlife 0
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That seems like a good thing to me...unless you're married

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FBIWarning 0
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go out and fix the problem then :P

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twilighter_644 0
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she came to the pro

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Arian_fml 0
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Why did you lie? And what makes you a sex guru?

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anniebananie 3
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#3 and #5, STFU! So if you're in a relationship and have sex with your boyfriend, that makes you a whore now? Grow up! I seems like the OP is not in a relationship, while her friend is.

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Madalena_fml 0
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At least you're not a slut who sleeps around . Hahahahah STD's gotta catch 'em all ?! No thanks .

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Felendris 0
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LOL I see what you did there.

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