FML : Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and...

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Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 6 May 2009 15:07 / United States

Intimacy

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By fretforyerlatte | 0

#174479 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:10

i guess you're not in much of a position to give her advice then, huh?

unless you used to get it on all the time or something.

By Arian_fml | 0

#174499 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:13

Why did you lie?
And what makes you a sex guru?

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By samiams00 | 0

#174473 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:07

First!
And ouch.

By fretforyerlatte | 0

#174479 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:10

i guess you're not in much of a position to give her advice then, huh?

unless you used to get it on all the time or something.

CoonAndFriends | 0

#1754935 - Friday 26 November 2010 15:48

"Used to"

There's some keywords here.

I think she shouldn't give sex advice if she hasn't had sex within the past few months?

Agh. I dunno...

By shinkdog | 0

#174481 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:10

oh no! you're not a whore!! f your life

Youdumbidiot | 0

#1018663 - Friday 4 June 2010 6:08

I agree. you haven't had sex for awhile it's not the ended of the world get on with life you whore

By Gltokensp06 | 0

#174483 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:11

No worries, not all of us are raging sex bots. I for one....am too bad for you.

By wowfmlife | 0

#174490 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:12

That seems like a good thing to me...unless you're married

By FBIWarning | 0

#174491 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:12

go out and fix the problem then :P

By twilighter_644 | 0

#174497 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:13

she came to the pro

By Arian_fml | 0

#174499 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:13

Why did you lie?
And what makes you a sex guru?

By anniebananie | 3

#174515 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:16

#3 and #5, STFU! So if you're in a relationship and have sex with your boyfriend, that makes you a whore now? Grow up! I seems like the OP is not in a relationship, while her friend is.