By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 15:07 - United States

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Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 470
You deserved it 12 042

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i guess you're not in much of a position to give her advice then, huh? unless you used to get it on all the time or something.

Why did you lie? And what makes you a sex guru?

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First! And ouch.

i guess you're not in much of a position to give her advice then, huh? unless you used to get it on all the time or something.

"Used to" There's some keywords here. I think she shouldn't give sex advice if she hasn't had sex within the past few months? Agh. I dunno...

oh no! you're not a whore!! f your life

I agree. you haven't had sex for awhile it's not the ended of the world get on with life you whore

No worries, not all of us are raging sex bots. I for one....am too bad for you.

That seems like a good thing to me...unless you're married

go out and fix the problem then :P

she came to the pro

Why did you lie? And what makes you a sex guru?

#3 and #5, STFU! So if you're in a relationship and have sex with your boyfriend, that makes you a whore now? Grow up! I seems like the OP is not in a relationship, while her friend is.

At least you're not a slut who sleeps around . Hahahahah STD's gotta catch 'em all ?! No thanks .

LOL I see what you did there.