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By Sergie / Friday 4 June 2010 09:28 / Ireland
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By  perdix  |  29

Now, everyone thinks the "new guy (or gal)" is a bulemic that will always smell vaguely of barf. You may never smell of vomit again at work, but people will always think you do -- it's one of those basic smells that you can recall whether the scent is physically present or not. I think your nickname will be Ralph, regardless if you are male or female.

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  bonicr  |  0

wtf, do they make smaller toothbrushes out there? I'm pretty sure most of the heads are the same size... @40, you shouldn't pride youself on that unless you're a pornstar, just sayinn.

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  mars_blackman  |  0

it's a simple matter of cleaning up the mess, change of clothing (from the splater), and then leaving the house. while it doesn't seem like much, that easily adds up to 10 minutes which adds to 20 minutes or more once your on the road.

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  seanreddog  |  4

Even then if you're running late for a decent job it'd prolly be better to throw a towel on the mess and grab a shirt to put on on the way and go so you can get there on time and make a decent first impression.

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  mars_blackman  |  0

the extra time tends to happen due to sheer volume. try this the next week when you go into work: Monday - leave 10 or 20 minutes earlier, Tuesday - normal time, Wensday - Leave 10 or 20 minutes late. If you tend to start work/ leave the house at the same time that everyone in your area does, you'll find that the difference even 5 minutes can mean the difference between a smooth, quick drive or one filled with gridlock. (I'm assuming this person lives in, or is driving into a large city)

By  perdix  |  29

Now, everyone thinks the "new guy (or gal)" is a bulemic that will always smell vaguely of barf. You may never smell of vomit again at work, but people will always think you do -- it's one of those basic smells that you can recall whether the scent is physically present or not. I think your nickname will be Ralph, regardless if you are male or female.

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