FML : Today, I was getting ready for a date when I noticed a spot on my chin. To get rid of it, I applied my sister's spot cream rather than picking it off....

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Today, I was getting ready for a date when I noticed a spot on my chin. To get rid of it, I applied my sister's spot cream rather than picking it off. Within minutes, my entire chin looked like a swollen tomato. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 3 March 2011 21:18 / United Kingdom

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By SirEBC | 7

#2147651 - Thursday 3 March 2011 11:31

I find this FML offensive. How the fuck would you feel if a swollen tomato said "My farmer grew me for too long and now I look like a girl with a nasty spot on her chin. FML" Yeah, it wouldn't feel too good, would it?

By Lufferkinz | 0

#2147558 - Thursday 3 March 2011 11:08

Don't forget the spagetthi! ;)

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By Lufferkinz | 0

#2147558 - Thursday 3 March 2011 11:08

Don't forget the spagetthi! ;)

NancyDeebensDPDS | 0

#2147789 - Friday 4 March 2011 12:58

blue waffle--- yummy yummy!!

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#2148108 - Friday 4 March 2011 02:50

I once had the unfortunate experience of being a tomato, my advice is to avoid your Italian part of town. Papa Giuseppe is still after me.

alonzo368 | 5

#2148436 - Friday 4 March 2011 04:52

yehh

cheerchika | 0

#2149085 - Friday 4 March 2011 10:33

I think u might of had a bad reaction to the cream. that's sad!!

donkeyshlong42 | 1

#2150292 - Friday 4 March 2011 10:23

no shit sherlock

YouDaIdiot | 4

#2489793 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 09:16

whoa 65 , you really think so?

SkyBirdy | 5

#4432185 - Monday 14 May 2012 05:54

Spaghetti*

friedpwnadge | 25

#5358362 - Thursday 7 February 2013 06:12

Oh, yes. Goddamnit lk I love you, you just made my day. Obscure references ftw, spaghetti blasters on maximum power.

By mandyd80 | 0

#2147563 - Thursday 3 March 2011 11:08

You'll live.

By mintcar | 9

#2147568 - Thursday 3 March 2011 11:09

Maybe your date didn't care. Or did you just decide not to go?

By EmoLittleBish | 0

#2147574 - Thursday 3 March 2011 11:09

try Clinique's acne system. its the only thing I could find to work

By stun23 | 8

#2147578 - Thursday 3 March 2011 11:10

5th!!! yeah shoulda just popped

stun23 | 8

#2150077 - Friday 4 March 2011 08:34

lame

By sportskid521 | 0

#2147585 - Thursday 3 March 2011 11:13

that blows

By Shawnee_dear | 10

#2147607 - Thursday 3 March 2011 11:15

Maybe you should have applied it to your entire face so you'd be all one tone. Just sayin' it could work.(:

ImKindaABigDeal | 6

#2148693 - Friday 4 March 2011 06:39

If you can't be pretty, at least be consistent!

andrewmejia56 | 0

#2151562 - Saturday 5 March 2011 07:36

wow haha

himynameiskrista | 0

#3389964 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 07:26

Consistantly grotesque? I'm prettttty sure that wasn't exactly what OP was shootin for. xD

By SmallTownCutie | 0

#2147618 - Thursday 3 March 2011 11:22

Same here! If anything, their moisturizer works miracles OP.

By bryanorange | 3

#2147624 - Thursday 3 March 2011 11:22

jajaha cuff

By milkndstufff | 7

#2147629 - Thursday 3 March 2011 11:23

wait....wat?

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