By Anonymous - 03/03/2011 21:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting ready for a date when I noticed a spot on my chin. To get rid of it, I applied my sister's spot cream rather than picking it off. Within minutes, my entire chin looked like a swollen tomato. FML
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SirEBC 7

I find this FML offensive. How the fuck would you feel if a swollen tomato said "My farmer grew me for too long and now I look like a girl with a nasty spot on her chin. FML" Yeah, it wouldn't feel too good, would it?

I once had the unfortunate experience of being a tomato, my advice is to avoid your Italian part of town. Papa Giuseppe is still after me.

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Lufferkinz 0

Don't forget the spagetthi! ;)

NancyDeebensDPDS 0

blue waffle--- yummy yummy!!

I once had the unfortunate experience of being a tomato, my advice is to avoid your Italian part of town. Papa Giuseppe is still after me.

alonzo368 5

yehh

I think u might of had a bad reaction to the cream. that's sad!!

donkeyshlong42 1

no shit sherlock

whoa 65 , you really think so?

friedpwnadge 25

Oh, yes. Goddamnit lk I love you, you just made my day. Obscure references ftw, spaghetti blasters on maximum power.

mintcar 9

Maybe your date didn't care. Or did you just decide not to go?

EmoLittleBish 0

try Clinique's acne system. its the only thing I could find to work

5th!!! yeah shoulda just popped

sportskid521 0

that blows

Maybe you should have applied it to your entire face so you'd be all one tone. Just sayin' it could work.(:

If you can't be pretty, at least be consistent!

andrewmejia56 0

wow haha

himynameiskrista 0

Consistantly grotesque? I'm prettttty sure that wasn't exactly what OP was shootin for. xD

SmallTownCutie 0

Same here! If anything, their moisturizer works miracles OP.

milkndstufff 7

wait....wat?