By balancestrikesagain - United States
Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML
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By  rukusrazor  |  0

Wonder how hard she'd laugh if your limp body bounced around the cabin of the plane during a crash.

BTW, it's FLIGHT ATTENDANT, not stewardess. That might have put a crimp in your possibility to pick her up as well.

By  netdude  |  0

dude... i am pretty sure having an excessive gap is against the law... sue... there has to be video surveillance footage of your accident, maybe? you are in the US, right? I'd believe its the American thing to do :) I'm Canadian, I couldn't get away with it :(