By balancestrikesagain - 24/04/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML
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I've always wondered if people ever fall/get stuck there... same goes for the space between boats and the dock.

Why'd you let that stop you? It would be an interesting conversation starter, falling through the crack between the plane and the boarding ramp.

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I've always wondered if people ever fall/get stuck there... same goes for the space between boats and the dock.

rub some Bengay on them, will make it feel better

haha I guess you'll be truthful now when you tell your girlfriend that you have blueballs.

Why'd you let that stop you? It would be an interesting conversation starter, falling through the crack between the plane and the boarding ramp.

shabam! Smooth move! haha.

She laughed? She shouldn't be doing a stewardess then! Did she at least try to help you out?

She probably paid the ramp operator to leave a little extra room so she can have fun watching guys fall when they try to hit on her.

Wonder how hard she'd laugh if your limp body bounced around the cabin of the plane during a crash. BTW, it's FLIGHT ATTENDANT, not stewardess. That might have put a crimp in your possibility to pick her up as well.

FYL for bruised balls, and you being an idiot. Atleast you did not have to go through getting rejected by yet another woman out of your league

dude... i am pretty sure having an excessive gap is against the law... sue... there has to be video surveillance footage of your accident, maybe? you are in the US, right? I'd believe its the American thing to do :) I'm Canadian, I couldn't get away with it :(