By eatmyshipoopie - United Kingdom
  Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
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You knock to be polite. No one had the right to be rude but mostly you knock so you don't run into situations like these. I don't have a lock on my door so my mom knocks, incase in changing.

  SushiChef  |  0

Steve must not know much about this sort of subject. Guys don't have to be on top all the time. Different positions are fun, and don't mean you are a wimp. Just means you know how to have fun with more than one position.

Plus, didn't you know she cannot get pregnant if she is on top Steve (joking...)


YDI for being a slut in someone else's house. & unmarried. You might as well fuck your father too, you are already a slut.

#15 But, if they are on top, how do you prevent them from running away? Rope? But, wouldnt they choke you with it, like Leia did with Jaba? OIC, she is on top, but her hands are still tied behind her back. Thanks, its been very educational. (takes notes). :)

Seriously though, #42 they should NOT fuck at all. Honestly, not only should doctors notify parents if their kid(s) get an abortion, but the kids should be registered on some kind of sexual offenders list. They have no rights until they are 18, these sluts (of both genders) are part of why society is shit now. Honestly, sometimes muslims have the right idea. Stone 'em. They are endangering the entire group for their own selfish carnal desires.


Cobramorph, FYI me and my boyfriend were visiting my parents for the weekend and they were out at the time, they just happened to come home during. Also we are both consenting 20 year old adults who use contraception in a 5 year long, monogamous relationship. Go relieve some stress and get laid.