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that's hilarious but kinda weird

AMAZING! Your Husband is BOSS!!!


i can has first commentz?

that's hilarious but kinda weird

I'm so trying this now!!

It's only gross because the only person you can pretend to be is Patrick.

Hey Squidward, are you finished with those errands?

Be more worried that he knows who that character is

I avidly laughed at

Tell him to eat your krabby patty

that's F-ing hilarious!!

New favorite, new favorite!

blue penis?

ppl are funny...ur boyfriend's a troll

At least he wasn't going for nasal. Your nose would never regain its shape. :D

76- I would be more worried if he didn't know who that character was.

136- Love the pic!

Oh noo that's gross but pretty funny.

Haha I love how your comment and profile are all family guy

^ Off topic. I'd laugh if my boyfriend did that. Kinda kinky ;D

Oh no! I knowwww.

That's Alans penis. Oh nooo!

Not gross If your married. Your husband is boss.

AMAZING! Your Husband is BOSS!!!

Thumbs it down but how can you not laugh at this Fml. Hahahahahahahaha. Ha.

Give her a mushroom stamp. Like a boss!!!

thumbs this one down to, but So true :P

You were probably grouchy like him too after that

What a mood killer.... ....but so very worth it. This is pure gold!

It makes sense now. Her husband is gayboii.

gayboii wouldnt be in bed with a girl though..... it would be a box of markers.

songebob was like my favourite cartoon as a kid... until I dicovered the overwhelming magic of internet porn.

That's his way of telling you that his penis is blue and thicker at the end, which means he probably has some STD or another. Get away, fast!


well, which one isn't thicker at the end?

Depends on which end you're referring to.

I wonder if he finds that to be a good thing?

LMAOOOOOOOO Random husband much :p

Tell him you've got Krabs.

The Krustier the better.

So does Sandy..>_>

Your husband seems awesome. This is the kind of FML that makes me wish there was a "your life doesn't suck" button in addition to the other two.