FML : Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds...

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Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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By Anonymous - / Thursday 25 June 2009 08:34 / United States

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By LEbleuDESreves | 10

#7475647 - Saturday 24 June 2017 22:59

i hope you didn't plane on having a meal after that ...

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By LEbleuDESreves | 10

#7475647 - Saturday 24 June 2017 22:59

i hope you didn't plane on having a meal after that ...

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