By Ouchithurt - 04/08/2009 07:55 - United States

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Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML
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jessxoxo28 5
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omg, wow., lol!!!! u must have been blown away with wat u saw

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Caael 0
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Hope you got sympathy sex

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ily_hun996 0
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itsohsoabsurd 6
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why don't you just write a proper comment instead of that first-crap? you'll still be first!

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GrandeCarne 0

I feel like im in a graveyard or something... everyone is buried

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Antivirus_fml 0

Welcome to the f*ckyard!

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Kiwi_Splash 0

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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RoryStorm239 0
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HEEEEY YA! *ftw*

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Trevv 0

I'd do the same thing if my girlfriend did that to me. Course, she's the type to not even notice....

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greatsarcazm 0
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did it smell that bad?

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Jojo08_fml 0

Ooooo #1 your cool?

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Mordakai420 6

Oh, you're first? Please tell me how your comment is better than everyone else's.

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i_wuz_nver_here 31
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yeah cuz cracked open skulls are part of everyone's daily routine.

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deathbunny256 0

I don't get why people bury anyone who's first, even if they don't say first!!! Sorry on behalf of all the others, this hppened to me before. I for one understand how exciing it is to be first. :)

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DeadMansCrack 4

So do I, except the FML where I was first was deleted. Life's unfair.

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laleyla 0
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I am really wondering how boring your life must be when being first is something that excites you that much... I mean, I already feel lame for wasting my time on fml. get a life!!!

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allidspy911 1
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Laleyla = meanie >:( you get a life. Don't judge...

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Imawhalerider 0

You def still got some after. no problem here.

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jessxoxo28 5
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omg, wow., lol!!!! u must have been blown away with wat u saw

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zach5432 3
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maybe she queefed

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isallwaysme 27
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it looks like an ooold catchers mitt.

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GrandeCarne 0

you're probably just mad cause you're stuck with the number 8 lol j/k #1 is totally a dork and we should all give him the thumbs down!

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Caael 0
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Hope you got sympathy sex

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mobius8 0
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Guilt sex. It's better.

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ananamoose 0
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scrubs... nice

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TwistedFury25 4

More like sympathy head... o_O

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DElor 0
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why would you fall

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feelingblue 0

hahahah this is more a fail than a fml:))

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ily_hun996 0
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will you guys stop being such jerks?! I'm sorry I was happy about something. I didn't mean to ruin your f"cked up lives. Sorry.

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