FML : Today, I was flying home from LAX when I realized I left my ID back at the hotel. After making phone calls to the hotel and rental car company, I found...

Today, I was flying home from LAX when I realized I left my ID back at the hotel. After making phone calls to the hotel and rental car company, I found it and made it back to the airport in time for my flight. After going through security, I realized I left my cell phone on the hotel counter. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By LAXsucks - / Tuesday 20 October 2009 01:10 / United States

Transportation

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By Toni818 | 0

#629652 - Tuesday 20 October 2009 06:09

why is your name LAXsucks? The airport didn't make you retarded, that was all you.

By Intoxicunt | 5

#629053 - Tuesday 20 October 2009 09:45

Tether all of your important belongings to your body. You can make a new fashion statement.

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#629048 - Tuesday 20 October 2009 09:43

I would turn your phone off prettyyyy soon if I were you... and possibly get a new one.

egaonogenki | 0

#630923 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 05:14

Sounds like you have Alzheimer's, old lady.

djqlue | 0

#631465 - Wednesday 21 October 2009 03:56

Only a female...

jazziue | 0

#912521 - Thursday 4 March 2010 01:34

ever heard of a check list

LittleMissLady | 0

#2184316 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:26

YDI for not checking to make sure you had everything after you got the item you already had forgotten.

lolkaela | 6

#5296195 - Sunday 30 December 2013 06:06

Well she can't turn it off if it isn't even with her...

blinkingstarlet | 15

#5447435 - Saturday 13 April 2013 08:16

# 65: wow you're dumb...

By redbird29 | 0

#629049 - Tuesday 20 October 2009 09:43

No you suck

By Intoxicunt | 5

#629053 - Tuesday 20 October 2009 09:45

Tether all of your important belongings to your body. You can make a new fashion statement.

evangldbrg | 0

#629054 - Tuesday 20 October 2009 09:46

I say the Bruno velcro suit would be helpful in that situation.

Intoxicunt | 5

#629060 - Tuesday 20 October 2009 09:48

I haven't seen Bruno yet. I downloaded it, but like...the audio is really awful, so I haven't sat and watched it.

americayay | 0

#629130 - Tuesday 20 October 2009 11:42

It was terrible. I walked into the theatre I worked at just to check the temperature and that one scene was enough for me. And OP, it's called MAIL.

By Jen443 | 0

#629064 - Tuesday 20 October 2009 09:50

.......................

By lynzykins | 0

#629065 - Tuesday 20 October 2009 09:51

you fail at life.

By Kinttow | 0

#629072 - Tuesday 20 October 2009 10:05

It's just a phone. You can get a new one. Or you can claim it got stolen. YDI for complaining.

By LilaBear | 1

#629076 - Tuesday 20 October 2009 10:07

haha, idiot. Just get them to post it to you.

By noshitsherlock | 0

#629082 - Tuesday 20 October 2009 10:15

Wow... you really are an idiot. Do you need your mommy to hold your hand too?

By yellowbirdx | 0

#629093 - Tuesday 20 October 2009 10:51

Ugh that sucks. What a pain in the ass. Totally something I would do; I'm always forgetting things, haha. Sorry you had such a bad experience, OP!

By Gen_Knowledge | 0

#629099 - Tuesday 20 October 2009 11:00

Just think more often. It should help.

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