Work: Today, I was fixing my makeup in the back room of the office... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 14:03 - United States

Today, I was fixing my makeup in the back room of the office when my boss walked in. He looked kind of annoyed so I jokingly said "Don't you want your secretary to look good?" He said, "If I did I wouldn't have hired you." FML

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omfg_Jackie 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:20

lmfao, DAMN.

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Saturday 4 April 2009 20:30

Well to be fair that was a bit too flirtatious if you don't have a relationship with him outside the office. But that was a huge slap across the face, FYL. Look at it on the bright side, you could always get back at him about his smarts later on. He left the door open. ;) PS I feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I see there's no "FIRST!!" comment.

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omfg_Jackie 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:20

lmfao, DAMN.

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Friday 19 February 2010 5:15

LOL dayumm! he told u! next time go to the restroom to do that shiiit

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Saturday 10 September 2011 10:43

Time to come to work in your pyjamas

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Saturday 4 April 2009 20:25

burn.

The_Cait 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:27

Hahahaha. Ouch.

alicemassie 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:27

u should've been like 'really? i thought u wanted to hire me to sleep with me, you know, like your last 6 secretaries.'

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Saturday 7 March 2015 2:15

Yeah! And while she's at it she should pack up her stuff, because she's gunna get fired!

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Saturday 4 April 2009 20:28

Hah! You're ugly!

UnCensoredBitch 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:28

Wow! Your boss is a dick!

5ive 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:29

oh SNAP!! hahaha your boss is funny

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Saturday 4 April 2009 20:30

Well to be fair that was a bit too flirtatious if you don't have a relationship with him outside the office. But that was a huge slap across the face, FYL. Look at it on the bright side, you could always get back at him about his smarts later on. He left the door open. ;) PS I feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I see there's no "FIRST!!" comment.

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Tuesday 7 June 2016 4:15

I think "lmfao, DAMN" is equally as shit

5ive 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:33

sounds like you were trying to be flirty, & it sounds like he didnt care.

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Saturday 4 April 2009 20:41

i believe someone just got slapped across the face.

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