I don't know why it's so fascinating for you guys to be first. It's pathetic

FAIL #2

Good riddance I'd say, better off before the storm strikes ^^

lol

i always wanted to do this and i know its lame, but first! that sucks though, maybe you can sue them if they fired you without a legitimate reason...

Excuse me? Edit: so confused... it keeps switching out my comment with a first-freak

Tell the wife that the husband said she is terrible in bed. Then tell her you are willing to help prove him wrong.

FYL that sucks. Was it a good job?

YFDYIL

totally fucked

Better now than when the company is destroyed by those two.

These "matrix-style" management configuration never seems to be a good idea in most business situations, especially if there is poor communication and/or animosity among the management staff. Something tells me the OP could fight this, but nothing positive will come out of it for him. Cut your losses, OP, and find a new job.

Just one more reason to steer clear of working for a family owned business.