By Lepisma - 27/11/2016 07:22 - United States - College Station

Today, I was feeling queasy from the flu so I made some soup to see if it would settle my stomach. It didn't, but at least the giant burn I got on my thigh when the soup spilled hurts enough to distract from the nausea. FML
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Tripartita 44
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Better break a limb to distract from the giant burn that distracts from the nausea.

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kaitlyn520 13

I hate that for you OP :( I just got over bronchitis and strep, I couldn't even take anything because I'm pregnant.. Just had to suck it up basically. I didn't really eat much because I kept throwing up, but crackers and sprite helped a little. OH! And lots of sleep!!(; Gives you a reason to stay in bed(: I hope you feel better soon!!

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ahabsfan 14
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Should have made vichyssoise I guess.

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Tripartita 44
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Better break a limb to distract from the giant burn that distracts from the nausea.

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chucklesman96 13
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That's the only logical solution

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LyricaSilvan 29
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Then you're pretty much set after that point. Once the limb is gone, the phantom pains will take care of everything else.

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Lepisma 38
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Brilliant!

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dawnimus 21
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If you were up to making soup, it was probably a bad cold, not flu. Still FYL though!

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Lepisma 38
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It could have been mild flu or very bad cold, but either way I was up because it's the end of the second week, so I'm no longer bedridden, even if I don't feel great. I spent the previous week sleeping as much as I could while not suffocating on my own snot and trying not to starve because everything tasted like cardboard and did cartwheels in my gut.

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kaitlyn520 13

I hate that for you OP :( I just got over bronchitis and strep, I couldn't even take anything because I'm pregnant.. Just had to suck it up basically. I didn't really eat much because I kept throwing up, but crackers and sprite helped a little. OH! And lots of sleep!!(; Gives you a reason to stay in bed(: I hope you feel better soon!!

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egnur_mas 19
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Wait isn't this a copy of a previous FML? I'm sure I've read a similar story here...

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Lepisma 38
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The burns on my leg say otherwise. I don't know if there's a similar story out there, but it's definitely not copied.

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DraconicFeline 31
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Nah, OP was burned by soup, not a 3rd grader.

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Qandol 26
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Still a win if you ask me. Flu can be a bitch.

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philsh94 20

technically it would be a scald, not a burn, but definitely FYL

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peglegmeg9117 4
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ginger ale soda helps ease naseau, just take sips because it is pretty bubbly and nibble crackers. youre probably already feeling better but for next time.

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