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  Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML
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  CryMoreFMLs  |  14

Cars are replaceable.

The girl's attention is not.

  wolflover44  |  5

Guys are easily replaceable too. I love cars more than tons of girls, but if a guy chose his car over me, I'd have a few choice words. And then I might choose a few things, maybe a vibrator, over him the next time he's horny. Payback is a bitch. Pick your battles boys!

  CattyPurry  |  0

cars don't complain
cars don't take hours to get ready
(im a girl)

you can't have sex with cars
you can't reproduce with cars
you can't rely on a car forever & always

  dwhite312  |  0

I can use a car any day of the month, it will take me to hang out with my friends without complaining, it's always down for a ride, and any money I put into it I will get back.

  juicedboi  |  7

Well your boyfriend seems to be into cars as much as he is into you. Seeing as denting tue chassis of a car would require a hell of a lot of force on the actual chassis, which is not the hood by the way..

  PawsUp_fml  |  2

To anyone who thinks anyone is replaceable it is true, but why would you want to replace someone. Today's world is sad, it's all about sex and possessions...if you get a girl or guy who treats you like a queen...keep them! Unless they don't have any personal hygiene them there isn't a reason to be such a bitch/asshole

  Yodaevil  |  4

Stock hood replacement 899.99 that's one expensive piece of ass! It's a sexy thought and give her credit for trying! But new cars use thinner metals to be lighter, thus netter on gas and dent easier. I'd be upset too... But if it was my old beater, id jump on and tell her to enjoy the ride! Guess it comes down to the op's car...

  Ranimal  |  12

Not all men, okay? I drive a semi nice car, but if my girlfriend was laying on the hood of it in a sexy outfit with the fuck me eyes, damage to the car would be the last thing in my mind. Your boyfriend is a twat.

  paynee  |  0

lol idk I'm a guy I'm 15 n idk but a girl is way more important than a car specially if shes special to you, car may cost alot but ur special girl is priceless :)

  horneyhic  |  15

crymore if u invest thousands of $ and hundreds of hours into making a car nice wouldn't u be pissed of if someone unnessairly damaged it? she could've been sexy on the kitchen table or the bed or the couch why pick something he's spent alot of money on


yeah, when i was feeling naughty, put on à sexy dress and spread out over my girlfriends diamonds she started to freak out too! she yelled to me that the stones would get all hairy and greasy.

  bearmichaela  |  0

You can't dent the chassis by sitting on the hood. You can dent the hood by sitting on the hood. Your bf should know this. it would be totally awesome if you informed him and proceeded to school him on the car that he loves.

  Pasty_fml  |  4

I'm a girl and I got pissed at the guy I liked for sitting on my hood during a class picnic because it was muddy and he didn't want his pants getting dirty. I paid for my car, its rude to think that other people's property is your bench. I told him to get his ass of the car and then made him pay the $400 dollars for a new paint job. His boots scratched the fucking paint off. So yea, sitting on someone's car would piss me off too, it is common manners. Cause nothing says sexy like ruining property.

So yea, Op, YDI.

ALso it doesn't matter if she is a special girl or not. It doesn't seem like he broke up with her for it, just yelled at her which makes him human not a bad guy.

  theluminary  |  0

Becuse cars are expencive. I doubt he cares more for the car. She could have easily just done that on the couch or even the back seat. I bet if he would have done somthing in the attempt to be sexy and in the process wrecked somthing of hers she would be just as upset.

  premiermois  |  5

A busted up chassis basically destroys the whole car, just sayin. I understand the bf's concern... if it wasn't for the fact that no person can hurt a chassis by sitting on the hood. Unless perhaps you drive an AMC Pacer or Smart fortwo or a Peel... but I'm guessing that's not the case here. Boyfriend's an idiot for not knowing what the chassis is, and OP is annoying for sitting on a car's hood.

  threer  |  30

Oh, look. More gender stereotypes! Y'all are some gems.

  CareFace  |  16

Especially, one that belongs to a guy that has no idea what a chassis must be, because unless O.P is a whale, there's no way that chassis is going to "dent".

  gander25  |  4

Lol( I actually read full comment before commenting myself) you can actually dent a car like that, too bad a chasis is at the back for cars since 1997.

  _Oblivion_  |  12

the chassis is the base fram for it. everything is built on this to form the car. Im pretty sure cars before 97 were alot sturdier with chassis. they are safer because the bodies arent made with shit .0000002 gauge metal and dont crunch up like aluminum foil. safety over mpg, although ud prolly end up destroying the other car

  Link5794  |  18

Correct me of I'm wrong, but isn't the chassis the frame on which the wheels are mounted?

  iceman218  |  2

....its very hard to dent a chassis... considering its the platform that the car sits on and the only way to see it is to get under the car, not enough room to do any dammage with a hammer, now she could have dented the hood, but youd need to high center your car on a HUGE boulder or smash into a brick wall going about 50 to dent the chassis,