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OP, next she will talk about crabs down below and trying to be sexy you will go down on her before you realize what she means...

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I am going to throw up now. Sorry, but extreme zits disgust me... There are things to help control that... Wouldn't OP realize that they were zits if he kissed her before?

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It's amazing how quickly those zits come up eh! Before the pizza, no zits. In the middle of eating it, a cluster of zits. 10 minutes later, the date is all zit! Next time, just wait til she bursts, and keep a mirror handy to catch the pus, not your tongue

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man, that really sucks. I feel for ya... but next time you gotta make sure it's sauce and not something like that LOL

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@#144 - It depends on what kind of acne you have. Most kinds can be treated with Acutane or antibiotics, but some of the more difficult kinds (that are like class 5 and hereditary) can't be treated with that shit (they make little or no difference). Yeah acne is gross, but it's a part of life and so people deal with it. Sometimes it's unavoidable and it's not the person's fault. It isn't like people choose to have bad skin.

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your wrong I've puked in my mouth two times before. your not violently puking but you can vomit a lite in your mouth. the hard part is swallowing again

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Okay, the FML itself made me gag, but wow, you took that to a whole different level. GROSS! :P

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HAHAHAHA. You are one sick bastard. Also OP youdeserveit for trying to "be sexy" without really paying attention, since that's not really something you just "not notice." You dog.

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How the hell would you not know about your girlfriends zits!? I mean, dude, how much of a moron are you?

Ew!!!! That really sucks!! It must have had a metallic taste, right? I don't even wanna now! It could have popped in ur mouth so consider urself lucky. Excuse me while I throw up.

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I laughed at this cause I didn't think if that point. this is such a gross fml.

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