By everyoneheard - 28/03/2013 15:11 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML
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Pleonasm 35

Either way he was having a Bloody Mary.

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rg350dx 29

He got you good! It was probably just a joke considering OP didn't say it had actually happened and should be taken as one.

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jessherself13 21

Well, isn't he a charmer. Hopefully he didn't get a rise out of your boyfriend. However, it would be nice to know if he actually DID take your virginity.

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little_one 20

No Jake from State Farm is better at getting a rise out of people.

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BadApple88 29

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sens3sfailing 24

You sound violent. Someone should hug you

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LeeRed 15

That akward dinner table moment, priceless

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Reaper1984 13

Sounds like you and your friends are pretty close, huh?

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UnluckyGenius 21

A special kind of friendship ritual?

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LtBrenton 16

Misread as "Today, I was eating out a group of friends..."

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jessherself13 21

That probably would have been more fun than how it really went down

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Inciter 33

That's what I read it as too. And then I went back and realized my mistake.

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