By everyoneheard - 28/03/2013 15:11 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML
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TheHarvest 7

bam!!

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TheHarvest 7

bam!!

countryrose92 23

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As in, "Bam! A swift punch to the nuts!"

30, personally I thought he was referring to "Bam! Books A Million!" But a swift lick to the nads works as well.

yeah she probably licked his nads

Take it from here Bambam "bam bam bam!" From family guy :D

"One o' these days Louis, one o' these days Bam! Straight to the moon"

Emeril Lagasse anyone?

Oh hell no!!!!!! Someone would have to get punch in the face! And I mean him! Why say shit like that to stir up anger

it has to be true, otherwise it wouldn't be a fml

Wizardo 33

Giggity giggity goo ;)

Nah- just the suspicion makes it an fml... And the doubt and insecurities that will result

My exact question...

Ops name is everyone heard leading me to infer, she's fucked.

Success4444 12

She WAS fucked.

Thr33to16 8

Bam!

so did he take your virginity and if so what happened next?

Have they ever been together or did she cheat on you?

I think you mistook OP's boyfriend for the OP...

Re-read and understand first

Obey_StudBoii 23

Fail.

TheRandomIndian 17

Yes because one person pointing out 3s mistake isn't enough.

I guess I wasn't thinking straight when I was reading. My bad.

58 - You must be new to the Internet. Welcome.

TheRandomIndian 17

Lmfao oh god you're funny 105

Obey_StudBoii 23

#58 You fail at life.

TheRandomIndian 17

Oh 118, you know me so well

Obey_StudBoii 23

Oh #124 you know I was being sarcastic :)

So your verbal irony was meant to convey that #58 succeeds at life?

That's what he thinks...

Sir_ND_Pity 35

She was half a virgin when she met him?

zombieslayer83 19

They played the "just the tip" game.

I played that game once.... #shutupitwasmyfirsttime

shortvirgo13 7

Omg #78 that's not funny, wow I can't believe you went there.

Interwebzombie 15

Welcome to the internet, #144, where anything goes.

emmapaige13 6

I love your shirt!

chelsearenaeee 16

He sounds really classy.

ArielTheMermaid 17

It amazes me how many FMLs could be avoided if OP had a sense of humor. Yeah, it's embarrassing, but whether it's true or not, it's pretty funny. And if he did take your virginity, as long as it wasn't during your relationship, in which case it'd be a YDI, just laugh it off and move on

70- we wouldn't have so many fun FMLs to read if everyone had a sense of humor, now would we?

MermaidAnnariea 10

#70, most people, when in a relationship with someone, don't want to hear about their significant others' sexual past. so regardless of whether or not it was before they dated, it's still awkward for OP and her boyfriend.

Why is she hanging out with her ex in the first place?

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asmari 10

Stud.

This would only really be awkward if what he said was true... So did he?

Steve95401 49

There's nothing like having your girlfriend's "past" thrown in your face.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Lol owned and trolled!