By HansonLUVR - 12/03/2009 00:26 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was eating lunch naked at my home watching porn on the big screen. I heard the garage door opening meaning my roommate was coming home. In my haste to get dressed, I fell back in the barstool I was sitting in and knocked myself out. I woke up still naked and with lettuce all over me. FML
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I never new that many people eat food naked till I started reading FML.

waywardson 0

Who watches porn on a bar stool?

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At least you weren't "fully naked."

did porn make your butthole hurt? If so, relocate to an area far away from your roommate. He might be gay.

hahahahahaha that's hilarious!!

Haha, at least your roommate had the decency to cover you up.

his room mate didn't cover him... the lettuce from his sandwich did?

Cryptix 0

5 words, Laughing My Fucking Ass Off but that sucks

WSUlife19 0

WTF hahhaha

I never new that many people eat food naked till I started reading FML.

oohay 0

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... If you know there's a possiblity your roomate's coming home soon, why are you watching porn naked? dumbass.

waywardson 0

Who watches porn on a bar stool?

hahahaha that made me laugh more than the fml.

joeyl2008 29

It's the best if you turn the stool upside down

Who watches porn while eating lunch?!

I agree with #5 This story is just stolen from a movie. I have heard it years ago! This is just FAKE! Go get a life, don't you have anything better to do, than making yourself look like an idiot?