By Anonymous - 08/06/2016 02:09 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was eating breakfast when my little brother goes, "Mommy, what do you do for a living?" and my mom says "I'm a headmaster", and my dad goes, "Oh yeah she is." FML
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Can you really blame him? It's not often that such a perfect opportunity comes along.

Not any longer at least in the bedroom

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Not any longer at least in the bedroom

Well played, sir! Do you by any chance host the annual Miss Headmaster competition? The first runner up is OP's mom ... and Miss Headmaster 2016 is Miss Veronica Caukgobbla, for her tantalizing acrobatic skills in the talent competition and excellent performance on the oral exam!

Holy shit! I literally LOL! That was one helluva fellacio rant...

Atleast she didnt ask to see a demonstration o.o

I doubt it, she probably sucks. Or maybe that's why she's so good...

Puns will get you nowhere

They'll get you somewhere, buried.

I'm not a wizard anymore FeelsBadMan

Being female she is, technically, a headmistress. Upon reflection that actually sounds worse in the context of your Dad's comment......

Can you really blame him? It's not often that such a perfect opportunity comes along.

I know, right? I think the real FML here is for OP's sense of humor.

You cannot get that mental image out of your head.

Even if it is your parents, it's still a pretty funny joke. My parents say jokes like this all the time. I find them hilarious. As long as you don't keep the mental image for too long...

Should tell him not tonight.... You got a dental appointment !!!