FML : Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon,...

Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon, in vivid detail. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 2 February 2011 14:30 / United States

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By sweet_candy_ | 17

#2037523 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 06:54

He shouldn't talk about that when people are eating.

By DocBastard | 38

#2037769 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 08:14

Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black. Or rather, the douche calling the douche a douche.

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By sweet_candy_ | 17

#2037523 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 06:54

He shouldn't talk about that when people are eating.

zinoxity | 23

#2037667 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 07:28

Duh. What do you think the FML, is about?

ysrhael | 17

#2037750 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 08:08

Don't be rude, douche

DocBastard | 38

#2037769 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 08:14

Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black. Or rather, the douche calling the douche a douche.

ysrhael | 17

#2037928 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 09:06

Yes, just saw it, a douche commented about another douche calling the douche a douche

deputy_g | 5

#2038830 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 11:44

You guys are idiots for arguing who's a bigger douche

BlackOpsPWNR | 0

#2039510 - Thursday 3 February 2011 02:37

I. H. O. P.nis! LOL!

Bludmagnus | 13

#2039959 - Thursday 3 February 2011 04:47

The reason why he was talking about it is the myth that has been perpetuated that if you are over (or under) a certain age, you are allowed to get away with anything like it was if you were doing so in the privacy of your own home. Talking about gross stuff, gratuitous PDA's (especially when you are under the age to be having them), and wearing clothing that would make Paris Hilton or Bree Olson tell the girl to put some clothes on are just three examples. The old man most likely, if someone told him to please not talk about it, would have looked at them like they pissed in his coffee and would have said something to the effect of: "I'm old and I can make everyone so sick they cannot eat because I'm an old fart and I don't give a shit about anyone else but me."

By italiangurrl | 8

#2037525 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 06:54

delicious.

iSnowboard | 0

#2040393 - Thursday 3 February 2011 07:01

yes ihop is very good

By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2037531 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 06:56

Oh poo.

craigkid | 2

#2037572 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 07:03

win!

By Zmeilerr | 22

#2037549 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 06:58

This is a load of shit! Get this crap off here!

Jonny26 | 0

#2037765 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 08:13

I agree, nothing wrong with a lil discussion amongst friends at ihop about your rectum leaking doo doo butter

By nathan5 | 0

#2037599 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 07:12

Kinky

By Rosa_La_Hermosa | 5

#2037609 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 07:13

That's disgusting. I mean.. at IHOP? I would have been less disturbed if it had been a a doctor's office or clinic.

By Ninja_ABN | 0

#2037613 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 07:16

iHop is the place to meet interesting people!

By ilovesexywomen | 0

#2037624 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 07:18

yummy. ask him if he uses his own special syrup

By InBetweenDreams | 0

#2037677 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 07:32

The only IHOP in Canada is in Niagara Falls. :( I wish we had one closer... the commercials make it look amazing lol. And yeah, that's pretty gross. Who wants to hear about that while eating? Yuck...