Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon, in vivid detail. FML
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sweet_candy_
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He shouldn't talk about that when people are eating.
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DocBastard
| 38
Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black. Or rather, the douche calling the douche a douche.
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sweet_candy_
| 17
He shouldn't talk about that when people are eating.
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zinoxity
| 23
Duh. What do you think the FML, is about?
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DocBastard
| 38
Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black. Or rather, the douche calling the douche a douche.
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deputy_g
| 5
You guys are idiots for arguing who's a bigger douche
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BlackOpsPWNR
| 0
I. H. O. P.nis! LOL!
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Bludmagnus
| 13
The reason why he was talking about it is the myth that has been perpetuated that if you are over (or under) a certain age, you are allowed to get away with anything like it was if you were doing so in the privacy of your own home. Talking about gross stuff, gratuitous PDA's (especially when you are under the age to be having them), and wearing clothing that would make Paris Hilton or Bree Olson tell the girl to put some clothes on are just three examples. The old man most likely, if someone told him to please not talk about it, would have looked at them like they pissed in his coffee and would have said something to the effect of: "I'm old and I can make everyone so sick they cannot eat because I'm an old fart and I don't give a shit about anyone else but me."
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italiangurrl
| 8
delicious.
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iSnowboard
| 0
yes ihop is very good
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Oh poo.
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craigkid
| 2
win!
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Zmeilerr
| 22
This is a load of shit! Get this crap off here!
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Jonny26
| 0
I agree, nothing wrong with a lil discussion amongst friends at ihop about your rectum leaking doo doo butter
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nathan5
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Kinky
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Rosa_La_Hermosa
| 5
That's disgusting. I mean.. at IHOP? I would have been less disturbed if it had been a a doctor's office or clinic.
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Ninja_ABN
| 0
iHop is the place to meet interesting people!
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ilovesexywomen
| 0
yummy. ask him if he uses his own special syrup
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InBetweenDreams
| 0
The only IHOP in Canada is in Niagara Falls. :( I wish we had one closer... the commercials make it look amazing lol.
And yeah, that's pretty gross. Who wants to hear about that while eating? Yuck...
And yeah, that's pretty gross. Who wants to hear about that while eating? Yuck...
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Thejackel79
| 9
I live in PA and we dont have one near here either =(.
IHops do kick ass though.
IHops do kick ass though.
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DoubleEdgedBlade
| 4
Just to prove that there's more than one IHOP, there is one in Abbotsford, British Columbia.
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malfoyfreak
| 3
There is one in either Edmonton or Calgary.
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docscientist
| 9
Isn't every experience of eating at ihop like hearing about a spastic colon?
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gozar_fml
| 1
exactly