By not-so-young-shortie - 18/02/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and I'm 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML
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AliSama 17
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He loves you. Ask yourself this. He is handsome enough for people to randomly flirt with. He is with you. This means you are very worth his time and his love. Be proud. Height is irrelevant.

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hsmiles 0

It's happened to me too, hon. ETA: and the above replies are assholes.

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zachattack 0

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123sploosh 0

why are you such a douchebag you douchebag?

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youngboss_fml 2
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i have to admit your comment is ...i dont know...incredibly stupid? how the fuck do u answer that?

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buddy_fml 0

yea 4'11 is pretty short, i think thats a legal midget

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shortymcsharon 0

4' 9" is a midget. not 4' 11"

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weepingangel_fml 7

Actually, 4'11" is the maximum height to be considered a legal dwarf. I should know. I, too, am 4'11". I'm proud of it, too!

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weepingangel_fml 7

I meant by the age you are 18 and are 4'11" you are considered a legal dwarf.

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suzyrobertsxo 7
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It's okay. My boyfriend of 1 year is 6'5 and I am 5'1. It's a huge difference, but who cares what others think :) it was unfortunate that she flirted with your boyfriend though. I would have stood up to her and kicked her in the shins.

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Dilwann 27
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Same. My bf is 6' 2'' and I'm 5' 2''. Was weird in the beginning for me too, but I'm used to it now. The waitress was an obvious b*tch though. Although I'm very shy, so I'd ask my bf to shoo her away instead xD

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EMTchic 14
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Actually, 184, 4'11" is legally a midget. I would know...

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Capriciousfox 27
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I'm 4"10 but I'm not a midget

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hsmiles 0

It's happened to me too, hon. ETA: and the above replies are assholes.

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AninOnin 24
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That's when you stand up, smile sweetly at the waitress, sit on your boyfriend's lap in public, and start making out with him.

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AliSama 17
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He loves you. Ask yourself this. He is handsome enough for people to randomly flirt with. He is with you. This means you are very worth his time and his love. Be proud. Height is irrelevant.

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saw1116 0
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haha. OP...if the shoe fits....but i mean, i heard shorter people live longer...and theres nothin wrong with bein short. plus, she prob new u were his gf and wanted to put u on blast

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getjackedd 0
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that's cute!!! yeah my boyfriend is exactly a foot taller then me

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buddy_fml 0

holy shit how many 4'11 ppl are in this world

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What_Willis_is_t 1
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Everyone under the age of 11 I believe

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iJasper 8

242 - Soo untrue. My cousin's daughter is 10 and she is 5'7

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JuggaletteKlown 0

I'm a little less that 4'10. 0.o my boyfriends around 6'-something. it's not all that uncommon to be short, and many guys prefer short girls..

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hsRoseTyler5 14
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My aunt is 4' 11" and she's in her late 30's.

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JessieLoren 5

come visit Miami FL, theres a lot of short people here, me included 5'3.

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necomni 0

Way to make fun of someone's height, people above me. But damn, that was cold of her. Get her fired. =/

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AninOnin 24
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That's a tad harsh.

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AliSama 17
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#9 she made a mistake, some people do look very young. People have thought i am much younger then my rl age. It happens. It is a double thing. She looks younger then her age, this is a plus in my book_^- getting someone fired over a misunderstanding which she didn't' even insult or do anything intentionally is meaner then anything that happened above. Her loosing her job may put her in the streets etc. that is evil.

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Alphonsuuuu 0
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But...even five years olds are out of high-chairs. They, my friend, are puny. Although I suppose the average infant is around 4' 11". Oh yes.

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JuggaletteKlown 0

I'm pretty sure it was clear she didn't need a highchair therefor the waitress was just being a bitch, even if she did genuinely believe she was his child. now, when people go on dates, it's normally pretty obvious they are on a date/together. I doubt she missed that. for being a bitch, it's only fair karma f*cks her over and causes her to loose her job, preventing her to further flirt with men on dates with their girlfriends.d: poor OP.

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buddy_fml 0

no im pretty sure its under 5'

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Alphonsuuuu 0
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No, it's way less than five, and they are additional parameters as well, such as proportion.

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kewlkate 9

I've looked this up before because I wanted to see if I qualified as a midget. The legal midget height is below 4' 10".

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icanhazfmlz 0
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It also matters how old the girlfriend is

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Hannah_fml 0
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I'm 4'11" too! Well, rounded up. And my boyfriend is 6'1", and he's only 5 months older than me. 4'9" is the legal height for being a little person, I think. There are taller little people but I personally am not, I just am short, but in proportion. One of my best friends is 5'1" and her fiance is 6'5".

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