Today, I was eating a meatball sub when a meatball fell out and rolled into my hair and all down my shirt. I couldn't find the missing meatball anywhere. I found it later, in my handbag. FML
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emvictoria
| 9
I hate when that happens!! Sometimes I find food mushed in my bra or in my shoe! but I can never find it when it happens!!
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arttyruiz
| 7
Food mushed in your bra? Sorry, that's pretty gross. How does it even get in your shoe? You're one crazy eater!
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GoW_Chick
| 14
How do you not know there's food mushed in your bra, and do you eat with your feet or something, is that how food gets in your shoe? You crazy monkey. :p
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ohmandapants
| 16
Jesus. I get finding crumbs in your bra, that happens to me too, but food MUSHED in there? Mmm...sanitary...
I do hope it was just a bad choice of words.
I do hope it was just a bad choice of words.
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waswashere
| 0
I guess the trail of sauce wasn't any indication of where it went
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Once I found a skittle in my bra.. The shoe thing is pretty random though, OP.
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angry_anonymous
| 5
How does it fall into your hair? Were you holding the sub over your head while you ate it? That's what I don't understand.
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xxdark
| 3
I find crumbs in my bra/cleavage all the time, but I agree.. 'mushed' is a bit erghhh haha
I get food in my hair all the time too, but it is waist length so that's pretty self explanatory :)
I get food in my hair all the time too, but it is waist length so that's pretty self explanatory :)
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RadioOctopus
| 16
Best. Comment. Ever.
I wish it was an fml so I could favorite it!
30, maybe she has long hair?
I wish it was an fml so I could favorite it!
30, maybe she has long hair?
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ambamm135
| 7
Uhh I'm a d cup and I can find the food in my cleavage when it falls. You must not be a good looker at all.
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Jonkbaby
| 16
OMG. fyl
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jemama
| 1
I get food in my bra. I call it clevage food. My boobies are very big and regretfully I'm a sloppy eater.
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ohsnapitsdye
| 3
Agreed.
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HahaHokayThen
| 10
30 that's what I thought at first, but then I realized she probably has long hair
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emilybla1123
| 0
Umm she probaly has long hair ...........
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at_1sexymofo
| 3
How are you getting food down your shirt and how did OP get it in her hair first, where are your mouths located?
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taydeezy
| 0
ur a lady eat like it.... reallly ur shie
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AnchorPilot
| 1
My thoughts exactly!
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confusdsincbirth
| 5
75, Me too! lol
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Pentium_4
| 26
protein for later. meatballs=so good....
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smartassking
| 0
#2 I tried to laugh....
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cosmosis
| 12
She was saving in for Ron....
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J3R3MYY
| 14
Oh then my poor meat ball, fell into my handbag.
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hellbilly205
| 17
Lol 53 i was also thinking of the meatball song the when i read this FML.
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Pentium_4
| 26
4 - wasn't trying to be funny
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IphonFML
| 6
Snooki?
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surfergirl20
| 0
Man, first world problems. :P
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You_Wishh_
| 7
ahahah
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FreeDrinks
| 4
This reaffirms what Jeff Dunham said about a woman's purse/handbag...
"You can turn it upside down and shake it, nothing will fall out, turn it back up 'Look! a bowling ball!'"
"You can turn it upside down and shake it, nothing will fall out, turn it back up 'Look! a bowling ball!'"
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abbybailey204
| 19
Atleast you found it though. Imagine what it would smell like if it was left there for ever unnoticed.
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cookeemonster
| 7
It's called a snack for later. I don't see why people think its weird when I shove pie in my purse. What if I get hungry?
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ryanisexy
| 5
Did you eat it?
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Serythvalker
| 7
Meatception!
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Zaros_fml
| 24
56- Uhhh, no... Not even close
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kut19
| 6
Is it just me or is this a bad FML. She dropped a meatball and then found it. Big whoop.
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cookeemonster
| 7
Rules say you can't say stuff like 'this is fake' or ' this isn't a proper FML'
Read the commenting policy
Read the commenting policy
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morgaleigh
| 6
On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.
It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.
The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.
The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.
So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.
It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.
The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.
The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.
So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
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cookeemonster
| 7
Epic
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ManicGypsy
| 22
My thoughts exactly as I was reading this. Thumbs up to you!
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Enslaved
| 36
Every time is see someone write the comment "Epic" I start singing the Faith no More lyrics!
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thiscrazything
| 1
Thanx #10, I read your comment over an hour ago, and now the stupid meatball song is stuck in my head.
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rattusrattus
| 18
The version I know goes:
"A couple of years later
The bush was a tree
And now I have meatballs
Each night for my tea."
There has been a great debate in my family between those who believe in the meatball tree (headed by my mother) or those who believe the narrator found the original meatball and ate it (presumably it mutated into a giant meatball) (headed by my aunt).
"A couple of years later
The bush was a tree
And now I have meatballs
Each night for my tea."
There has been a great debate in my family between those who believe in the meatball tree (headed by my mother) or those who believe the narrator found the original meatball and ate it (presumably it mutated into a giant meatball) (headed by my aunt).
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RadioOctopus
| 16
Ah I miss this song!
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iselahh
| 2
I remember singing that sons with my elementary school. It brings back memories. ????
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RemusJLupin
| 8
that's exactly what I was thinking
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nekosan_fml
| 0
Add nuts and you got yourself a nutty meatball.
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goldfishgod
| 20
Ew, what?
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Devor
| 5
Take that bitch.
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.
It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.
The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.
The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.
So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
"You can turn it upside down and shake it, nothing will fall out, turn it back up 'Look! a bowling ball!'"