Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
  Ravike  |  17

You better have a finger which is longer than a spoon then, fingers help with corners where the spoon doesn't fit true, but this is different.

  ShowMeKay  |  20

#36 - Lol not literal at all actually. That would be like saying, "I'm eating a hot shit sundae right now."

Unless that's how you meant it. Which disturbs me more.


Ok so I made a bad joke. Not sure how that makes me an idiot. And if it really bothers you, I'll buy you a hot fudge sundae, and have "Sorry" in cream on the top.

  YepThatsMeee  |  23

Intervention? If my wife was overweight I would intervene to get her to stay away from those hot fudge sundaes. Ok, some people can't help being fat but anyone can stop eating sugary junk food topped with more sugar. And now let the downvoting begin...

By  SillyBeanie  |  8

Maybe he was just joking around :) he could of just thought of it like oh sounds like a problem someone larger would have and not about you, it's kinda rude but it's always nice to give people the benefit of the doubt.

  jellybeens_fml  |  16

Have you ever been kicked in the nuts #11? NO ONE I MEAN NO ONE NEEDS TO GO THROUGH THE UNBEARABLE AGONY OF GETTING HIS BALLS SMASHED. Besides, kicking your husband in the balls means killing some of your unborn children.

  Ichiya  |  29

There are plenty of people I think need their balls smashed with a sledge hammer, but then again I believe in an eye for an eye punishment system. I respect that many dont think violence is a solution and they may be right but I do.