By homedoggieo - 14/07/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuddled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 818
You deserved it 4 030

Same thing different taste

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KiwiBlu 0

That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard.

Oh my god. Thank you for the nightmares I'm sure to have.


KiwiBlu 0

That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard.

I guess you didn't hear the one about the homeless guy putting his dirty laundry in with someone elses clean clothes to dry. This reminds me of this story I heard on tv recently. A person had her bathroom cieling covered in spiders.

nahhh Gonna have to say possibly eating half a family of spiders is worse than just having your clothes dirtied by hobo clothes

forsberg21 0

luckily for us the FDA allows roughly 8% of bugs in food...i'de say you got about 10% lol

redsox112 0

yeah do u realize in sugar manufactures get like tons of spiders/bugs that crawl in the industrial sized bins and get smashed into the sugar and other products mmmm kool aid, oh yeah

phreshboi 1

lol 207 and WTF, what place restaurant would let them serve that?! unless I'm reading it wrong please correct me

JinxSNC 0
hahaohwell 0

he could have been at home eating it

First of all it doesn't say OP was at a resturaunt, and second, if it was just cooked the spiders couldn't possibly be alive inside it. The heat would've killed them.

Oh my god. Thank you for the nightmares I'm sure to have.

oh ew that's disgusting!! You better check on the hygiene conditions of the bakery!

happykate120 0

they were trying to add more protein to his diet...duh

mwali02 32

I would report the store or the bakery. That is unacceptable.

No, actually, 4th. And OP... That's the scariest thing I've ever read. Reminds me of the time I started eating a cookie and looked at the packet and saw the maggots crawling around. I then noticed the sensation of something squirming in my mouth. And when I went to wash out my mouth, I felt something on my foot and looked down to see a giant spider crawling up my leg. It wasn't a good day.


i feel yaaaaa i had oatmeal once, and it was amazing until i realized that in with the oatmeal were mealworms. DELICIOUS PROTEIN BOOST /puke

maxson_fml 0

o_O "plastered" and "spider" don't even come /close/ to rhyming.

deathbunny256 0

Yeah, this is what I would put but it's still not really good... Spider spider on the wall Ain't you got no brains at all? Can't you see that wall's been plastered? Get off that wall you stupid bastard...

Kennzz 0

Reminds me of the time I bought a honeybun from a gas station and halfway through I noticed there was mold in it.

smtm2012 6

I am never eating another croissant again.

lolol Im with you there and op that sux that's just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

ha I'll still eat croissants, I'll just cut it up into bite size pieces to make sure no family of spiders ends up in my belly

How the hell?! That's the most awful thing I've heard, I'm pretty sure.

redxapplexoxo 0

Um, I'm sure you went to the bathroom and gagged yourself, no?

I love how this is worded. ''One of the holes of flaky deliciousness.'' Though YDI for eating their home.

homedoggieo 0

Hey, I bought it from a respectful real estate broker. Bitch told me the former tenants had been evicted, these guys were just squatters :(

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I was axctually seriously in the middle of eating a fresh croissant as I read through the new FML's like every morning during breakfast. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT S TERRIBLE!!!! NO NO NO NO NO I once bit into a cockroach that was in a croissant - from a highly reputable place, too. Oh you poor thing...URGH

I hope you got compensation and had them have an inspection and have never eaten there again, that's gross, dude.

bexox 0

Ew... I don't think I'm going to eat a croissant any time soon. That literally makes me nauseous