By Anonymous - 4/5/2018 01:30
Today, while dropping files off at my boss's house, I tripped and fell into his fish tank. We both watched as a crack spread all the way across the glass and shattered, covering his carpet in fish and water. His only words to me were, "I'll see you at work tomorrow. Maybe." FML
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By  d3rpb0t  |  10

Now's the time you become a gigolo to raise the money to replace the tank (and possibly its residents), all the while falling in love with one of your clients.

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By  d3rpb0t  |  10

Now's the time you become a gigolo to raise the money to replace the tank (and possibly its residents), all the while falling in love with one of your clients.

By  infinitemonkey  |  21

You have a pretty good court case against him though...maybe mention how you might be injured and if you are out of work you you need some pictures of his unsafe entryway, and the whole thing might just be forgotten...