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Now's the time you become a gigolo to raise the money to replace the tank (and possibly its residents), all the while falling in love with one of your clients.

Something tells me you're going to end up sleeping with the fishes after that little incident.

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Something tells me you're going to end up sleeping with the fishes after that little incident.

Now's the time you become a gigolo to raise the money to replace the tank (and possibly its residents), all the while falling in love with one of your clients.

Do you think said client might have a prostatic leg?

It's a tale as old as time. *Sung by Angela Lansbury.*

You killed Nemo! You bastard!

You’ve just been demoted to expendable sacrificial intern.

We'll sea if you are still employed soon. Anyone want to take the bait?

Maybe he’ll fire you just for the halibut. Salmon’s in deep trouble — I hope you get a fair herring! Enough with the crappie jokes? Ok, I’ll let myself trout.

At least I’m not stealing people’s logos.

Luca Brasi, the origin story

You have a pretty good court case against him though...maybe mention how you might be injured and if you are out of work you you need some pictures of his unsafe entryway, and the whole thing might just be forgotten...

Okay, but are the fish okay?!?!

Sadly, this is my first thought.

OP please tell me it was only a couple fish, simple setup?