By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

Please say your windows were open! Please! I beg you!

You probably identified the source of the leak by the turds rolling aound on your hood (bonnet for our British English friends).

Had you been doused yourself by moldering human excrement, we would all have much more merriment from this story!

By  tigerg33  |  0

wow, were your windows up? if they were down or cracked im sure you would have mentioned it. your car is gonna stink for a while lol. maybe 10 washes oughta do it.