FML : Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on...

Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By psychicmother - / Friday 9 September 2011 10:58 / United Kingdom

Intimacy

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By MagicallyFat | 12

#3262597 - Friday 9 September 2011 15:59

I guess your mother understands you. But maybe you were drunk and told her lol

By marinus_fml | 19

#3262613 - Friday 9 September 2011 16:01

Don't worry, she won't have a recollection in the morning either.

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By MagicallyFat | 12

#3262597 - Friday 9 September 2011 15:59

I guess your mother understands you. But maybe you were drunk and told her lol

Keyman1212 | 14

#3263017 - Friday 9 September 2011 17:09

Did your dad and his boss walk in on her handcuffed to the bed recently?

amoscore | 5

#3263351 - Friday 9 September 2011 18:37

So the question is: do you really like handcuffs?

Fruit_Dealer | 9

#3263357 - Friday 9 September 2011 18:41

Makes me think about that song parody "Love in these cuffs"

MagicallyFat | 12

#3263671 - Friday 9 September 2011 20:02

41 yeah she does lol. For her name thingy she put down phsycic mother or something lol

NeatNit | 32

#3263938 - Friday 9 September 2011 21:13

Be thankful. Your boyfriend now knows what you like and will probably do it :P

lmfao_shame | 9

#3264160 - Friday 9 September 2011 22:23

Her mom must be talking about those toy handcuffs she enjoyed playing with when she was a young'n.

farhil | 14

#3274156 - Sunday 11 September 2011 22:44

You gave your phone to your drunk mother to answer your boyfriend's call? That's an automatic YDI

By SimmoRocks | 1

#3262612 - Friday 9 September 2011 16:00

lol eww

NomOnShroomz | 14

#3264199 - Friday 9 September 2011 22:34

Are you a dude or a chick?

lexiale | 10

#5925211 - Friday 25 April 2014 2:42

I love comments like these

By marinus_fml | 19

#3262613 - Friday 9 September 2011 16:01

Don't worry, she won't have a recollection in the morning either.

badactor009 | 0

#3262943 - Friday 9 September 2011 16:54

Wrong

dmw25 | 0

#3263070 - Friday 9 September 2011 17:19

Yeah lets state the obvious dude....

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#3263227 - Friday 9 September 2011 18:06

And people say Americans are dumb?

Rachel247 | 0

#3263499 - Friday 9 September 2011 19:17

yeah but OPs boyfriend will

False_Stupidity | 41

#3268907 - Saturday 10 September 2011 21:13

I remember everything the next day after getting drunk except when I've had enough to pass out, not saying OP's mum is the same but you can't always assume she won't remember either